..And now the h-h-h-h-eadlines again....
From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
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From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
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i have a slight stammer
but thats only because my brain works faster than my mouth
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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You need to
train your mouth at the mouth gym.
Or slow your brain down at the pub.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04,
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Or slow your brain down at the pub.
If you go to
one of the pubs near my house, just trying to hold a conversation will slow your brain down. Or it certainly feels like that.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:08,
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spelling is spot on
sense and reason, out of the fucking window
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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who hasn't mastered the simple art of speech!
Christ, I am bastard tonight!
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:01,
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Christ, I am bastard tonight!
I used to work
with a chap named Stan.
He didn't have a dot, though; he had a weird lump.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03,
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He didn't have a dot, though; he had a weird lump.
and I have never worked with a dog,
or indeed a horse!
Weird lumps or not.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05,
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Weird lumps or not.
i used to go to school with a lad called stan
ell, actually, it wasn't his real name
so, er, forget i mentioned
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:06,
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so, er, forget i mentioned