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[challenge entry] ..And now the h-h-h-h-eadlines again....

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hop!
...





Stammer Time.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i have a slight stammer
but thats only because my brain works faster than my mouth
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# You need to
train your mouth at the mouth gym.

Or slow your brain down at the pub.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# considering i don't drink...
i think that maybe a good idea
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# If you go to
one of the pubs near my house, just trying to hold a conversation will slow your brain down. Or it certainly feels like that.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# LEAVE GARETH GATES ALONE!
HE'S A HUMAN!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# He reminds me of Linda Lusardi. (sp?)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Huh?


(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# spelling is spot on
sense and reason, out of the fucking window
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ^this
Why the fuck Lusardi?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# a massive tit?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# who hasn't mastered the simple art of speech!





Christ, I am bastard tonight!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I used to work
with a chap named Stan.
He didn't have a dot, though; he had a weird lump.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# and I have never worked with a dog,
or indeed a horse!
Weird lumps or not.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i used to go to school with a lad called stan
ell, actually, it wasn't his real name

so, er, forget i mentioned
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# lol
britney
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It's funny because she's insane.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# So "lol" is britney in text format?
Oh, I get it. A leg either side of a gaping hole.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ick
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# mimsy gets a click
every tiem
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
WIN!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# :\
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What head-doctor said
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hitler wasn't all bad.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Which one?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)