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[challenge entry] Miserable cunt.


Edit: It's that miserable pseud Will Self.

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# yes
yes i am
thanks :P
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# will self?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh good.
I started to think it wasn't obvious enough.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# you mean apart from the filename?
hadn't a clue
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I wouldn't count it a success if you had to check the filename.
Its cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# sorry chief
i'm just not that familar with his stuff

exams all over yet?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yep all done thankfully :D
Didn't go too badly either. What does Director of Science involve then?
Is it as cool as it sounds? I always wanted to be a science advisor if such a position exists.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i tell science what to do all day





actually just a fancy title for head of science at a large secondary school :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Oh well that's still cool!
You should get it changed to something like, "C.E.O. of Science."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# and with that
you have decided my next major goal in life
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# yeah, he is
a cock isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Absolutely.
Did you see him talking to Kyle Pilkington? I used to think he was Ok
because of Shooting Stars but he just acted like a knob to that poor man
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# karl pilkington
is not my favourite either, but will self is a sardonic prick, and a thick intellectual
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i thought that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# The water main.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# in this case yes
here
edit: now with added getting it right
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# It looks like Owen from Torchwood
Miserable looking git.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# CHEER UP
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yes please.
Where do I collect mine?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Squirrels with tits 'R' us.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *hurrys to car*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# That needs to be on a balloon kitty
Have you done any more recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'm on a break from them for a moment.
I'll stock them all up for volume 2, I've got 39 potential ideas written down though.

Ooh, I also forgot, I did sort of do something like that on one of them though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# POIROT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# VOMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# VOMIT?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Balloon kittyvomit !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# BALLOON KITTY POIROT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Needs more teeth
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# True, I forgot it didn't have teefs.
I was thinking of the angry one..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# CLOWN!
But aren't they sad anyways?
Making the act ironic?
tears of a clown an' all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# kill it.
kill it now. then go after all the other clowns.

and possibly the mime artists.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Not a clown fan?
I watched It last night. Well we started to, then we got bored and put Drop Dead Fred on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# IT is a great film
but clowns are bad and wrong. they are badong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Badong is great word to say.
Like bondangles. My chemistry teacher's an aussie and when he says it cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)