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[challenge entry] Oh lordy, I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me . . .


My mother would always warn me about mocking the afflicted.

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)
# we can't repel tastelessnesses of that magnitude
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# get in close to the third party apps
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)
# BUT 'OW DOES 'E SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)
# with great difficulty i would imagine
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# he can't see and last I read he was dying of very slow asphyxiation
if it's the bloke I think it is.

There's nothing doctors can do, the tumor is at too advanced a state (has consumed too much of his face and removal would result in a dangerous level of blood loss for his heart)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Fucking hell. That's appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Poor cunt.
next?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I read that he has found some doctors / surgeons that have thought of a way to get rid of it
Piece by piece, relatively safely.

The normal method of trying to remove it would have incurred blood loss, but that was not the problem per say - it was just that losing blood in this manner was against his religious beliefs or something, and he wasn't prepared to have the surgery unless they could find a way of getting rid of it without blood loss.

EDIT: and believe it or not, he still has vision in one eye
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ahhhhh, sounds familiar
bloomin Jehovah's Witness, I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# it had to happen sooner or later :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# just make sure that was the last time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I don't think there is any need to worry
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# thats made it less funny
do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I balance humour with seriousness
and skip the bland shit in between
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# fairy nuff
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I have no idea who the bloke is.
Never seen him before in my life. If I had I'm sure I'd remember. Just looked for a pic of a guy with no face and ended up with that.
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# don't worry i've seen much worse on here before
thats positively light humor for b3ta
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# A gruesome fate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Who's afflicted?
I only see sexy people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I would have . . .
. . . used John (Joseph) Merrick (The Elephant Man) but I don't think facebook existed in the Victorian era.
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# not good man, not good
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Logged in as
...The Flood...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# He looks like
one of Peter Gabriel's old stage costumes with Genesis. Can't remember the name of the character? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# sneaky pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# lol.
very lol.
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Vote!
Come on, whether you like it or hate it, it's bloody good. Get the votes in, I deserve it.
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)