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[challenge entry] iphone
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(plastic_bricks needs to get out more, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# haha.
bit of jamie oliver tongue going on there !

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Jamie Oliver tongue
An outbreak is imminent!

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Ha, ha. Too true.
*Borks*

Edit: Sorry, woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Stars in their Eyes
Stevie Wonder, Wolverhampton, 2nd place
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'll see your Wolverhampton and raise you Felixstowe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Don't
knock the 'stowe.
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# There's only one stow
and that's the Waltham one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Eric Bri...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 'raze', surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Isn't that a stevie wonder lookalike?
If so, how does he know?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# dressing him must be fun
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# It's better in the dark.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# all i know is...
I want that suit
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# he'll swap you
for your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# thats...
a good swap in my...eyes....well, ex-eyes.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Stevie's gone to fetch a rusty spoon
hold still...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Stevie Wonder
when I was 8 years old. My abiding memory is of my mum getting me 'all blacked up'.

...happy days...

oh, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# any pictures ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yes
but my mum has them
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you must get them from her !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# similar...
Last year, I went to a party as a dalek. The costume was tops, but my skin was really obvious, so out comes the boot polish. Worked a treat, couldnt see my face, so just looked like a Dalek.
About 2 hrs in to the party, everyone is losing their dracula capes, 70s wigs etc, coz its getting hot, so off comes the actual Dalek suit, leaving me standing there, blacked up, in a white vest, and old ripped jeans.

I looked like Dexy's Midnight Minstrels
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This made me giggle when I read it
And I've just scrolled down and realised I never replied

*replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I have a friend
who put together a Howard Shipman costume for a halloween party - long white coat, big grey beard , round spectacles, and a massive syringe and empty jar of horse tranquiliser he borrowed off his vetinarian father.

On arriving at the party he discovered he'd left the syringe and jar in the taxi. God only knows what the next fare thought when they got in.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)