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(vinyl junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hello lurker!

Is he having a shave for his birthday?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

:) Very nice.

Woo
edit: oh yes, this is quite a big file size. It's best to keep animations under about 250k

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

sweet jesus, the fail quotient in this post is unnaturally high.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

the fail is strong with this one

;)

I actually quite like it, apart from the fact that the size will rile people

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

My pedant gland is swelling :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

swollen gland?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

mine burst a long time ago and has been seeping into my git-stream ever since

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Don't get all rialled up

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

I won't

if you promise to tell me wtf it means :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

eh?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Ok, I shall tell you wtfwaboa

I shall tell you wtfwaboaIt's "riled".
*swelling subsides*
Edit: Oh you naughty ninja! Now we all look extremely silly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

sorry, I'm a cock

riled

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I heard the sound of glands swelling

and came as soon as I could.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Too late

It burst.
'lo Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

it's okay - I have wonderful tasty life giving coffee

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *tenses*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

girls don't tend to like it if you come as soon as you can

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

they'll learn to like it

and be grateful... or something.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

it made me laugh

although it doesn't appear to be an animal instrument as such.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

Sometimes I wish I was a boy

so I can say things like 'I'VE GOT AN ANIMAL INSTRUMENT' and then grab my crotch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

you have

you've got a jewish harp.

Edit: but only other people can play it properly :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

I am totally at a loss.

Am I meant to know what you're talking about, sir?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

do it anyway

the confusion will unnerve people

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

I've done it a couple of times

I think mainly I just look like a big butch girl though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

try using a girly voice

and doing a bit of ballet at the same time...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

tra la laaa

'I'VE GOT AN ANIMAL INSTRUMENT'
*pirouette*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

problem solved

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

it would appear to have rapidly become animals with

rather than as.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

rabbidly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

do half of b3ta have dialup internet connections?

i've never noticed a problem, even from home with my crappy 2 meg connection

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WOLF .™, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

RUELZ IZ RUELZ

think of the poor people dialing in from 1998!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Maybe not, but many have capped bandwidth.

If something can happily be made smaller with no great loss in quality, it may as well be.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

i've never understood the capped bit

forgive my ignorance but are 5x100k gifs any bigger than 1x500k gif, i do understand the dial up bit.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

I presume they're more or less the same

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

i think i've worked it out.

i guess you get to see more little gifs and stuff before your connection blows up, making the visit more worthwhile.

more b3ta for your money.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

Yep.

Or to put it another way, if you're on b3ta for an hour or two each day, you'll end up using less bandwidth if people stay inside the filesize limits, and be less likely to go over your limit and have to pay.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

that's that sorted out

i will have to try and refrain from reposting stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Dont get carried away.

I for one would like you to continue reposting your stuff

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Of course

But I think it's safe to assume that if everyone kept within the guidelines bandwitch usage wouldn't be as high.

I see where you are coming from though. George Bush had the same idea to get around the Kyoto agreement.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

I doubt it

but some of us unfortunate souls have a tiny monthly bandwitch allowance.
And some of us have no bloody choice as the bandwitch is restricted by the only telecomms company in the country that provides bandwitch.

A couple of days ago I didn't spend that long on B3ta and noticed that I'd used 49mb in an incredibly short time.

I am starting to use my allowance in a shorter time just by using my PC for normal day to day usage (that includes B3ta).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

do i get anything for a pair

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

not in this game

very nice though

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

pair of what?

Get 'em out and we'll let you know...

;-)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

So far you've not be bummed

but within a few seconds that might change unless you optimise that to under 250kb as it states in the faq.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

nice

and a TJ (sorry) anyone know where i can upload a wav for free,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

cr3ation.com i guess.

could it be converted to mp3?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

quite easily

but why would i want to lower the quality of an already crappy recording?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

So you can find decent hosting

AICMFP :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

i was just wondering

cos mp3 is smaller file size than wav isn't it?
maybe easier to find somewhere to upload it to.

this maybe completely wrong and irrelevant.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

it is generally smaller,

but it's because it gets compressed to fuck

file's only 5mb, just thought that since there's a fair few users on here who post audio links regularly they might know
can always ask my mate if i can borrow some of his bandwidth, never uses his webspace anyway

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

cr3ation is the place for you

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/
on the very off chance you don't know the link already.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

i didn't have it

warrens-anus (RIP) b3tards and here are all i've ever used

edit: and of course thanks

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

i only hope after all this

you can upload a wav.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

if it don't work i'll just re-open wave studio

and convert it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

if it's already crappy it's unlikely to lose anything in mp3ing

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

chimpchineychimpchimpcharoo!

~~woo!~~ woah thats huuuge

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)