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[challenge entry] Morning all...


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Only for the hardcore
Beatz to da riddim
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# That is full of niceness!

* click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Is he playing Last of the Summer Wine?
Because that's the only tune you're allowed to play on one of those. It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ashley
There is a subclause that allows one to do the Emmerdale theme in a "comedy" way if over the age of 50 attending a bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Oooo... A challenge...
Sadly one I'll have to wait until 50 to take up...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Lot of bluesmen gonna be annoyed with you.
My pa, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I told Steve we'd meet on Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# are you sure?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks for that I'll try again later
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# They'll only faint.
They're not kidding anyone, and they won't get what they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ah yes...
The blues...

Trouble is, as soon as they start playing, bad luck happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Soon as my dad starts playing string breakage happens.
I've never known someone go through as many strings. I break a bass string every now and then, but then that's much harder to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Harmonica strings?
Cap'n, that's no harmonica....

I hate string breakage, snapped TWO at my last gig... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# You can play both at the same time, you know.
Manwife got a lovely present yesterday- 60s Gibson SG- the plain wooden one, not the red and black one. It's so pretty, and all we need to do is find some lovely strings for it.

Oooh, and his original crybaby! The feel of the band's going to change....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oooooo
That's a nice guitar... A very nice guitar.

I used my Fender Bassman for the first time last week. It's immense, and I'm very very happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Aces!
Chuffed for you.

Manwife's dad has some endorsement deal with a company I can't remember (samberg? That sounds familiar), and he brought his new baby to see us last night- it's a fucking beautiful piece of kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Endorsement deal?
Ooooooooooooo

I'm never going to have one of them... I have to make do with a sticker of my signature on the headstock...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Aye, my father in law, the rock star
bless him. Well meaning, curly haired lovely man. With a tiny little fiance that's dirtier than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# O_o
*recovers jaw from floor*

See, this is why I'll never be a rockstar... Mrs. Doom is far too pure of mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# how is he doing that without hands or a harmonica neck brace thing?
/occasional harmonica player
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'm guessing
SCIENCE!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# it's all in the tongue
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Tongue and will power...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# will power really is an amazing man
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you are talking about sex
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
#
How often have you been in prison, Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# He has a mouth full of cuntymints..
.. and they act like little magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I know!
He'll have to watch his blow me thinks.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# nice!
yo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)