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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ohhhh very clever. And nicely done too- woo!

TJ- Dbroon about? I need him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

*satisfies need*

Edit: hurry up, I need a pee and a cigarette.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

What's a polite way to address a lady type in german?

Like 'madam'.

edit: sorry, I was trying to find a QQE number.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

Frau..

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

Is that ok?

It's not like calling someone 'Mrs' in English? I wouldn't be saying 'Hello Missus, what's your problem?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

No, Frau is fine.

No, Mrs is "Fräulein" .

I hear a good way of getting a woman's attention is "Na Schätzchen, was solls denn kosten?" ;).

(Jokel, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Or "Hallo, Gross nase!"

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Frau

hunden...

oh sorry, you said polite

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Schöne busen, baby?

Edit: yes, see funkenstein's answer above, or if you want, "Liebe Frau" is ok I think.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

fine.....something.

I can only hope busen means arse, and thank you, it is pretty amazing, I know.

Edit: excellent. You're allowed to go and empty yourself and have a cigarette now.

*watches him leave*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

nice boobs, baby

don't say liebe frau.

just say "Hallo Frau (surname)"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

I don't know her surname....

Fuck it, I just won't call her anything.

Boobs? Yes, these are also amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

are you going to be talking to her in english anyway?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Nope.

HAHAHAHAHA this ought to be a laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

well, say Sie instead of du

what do you want to say?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

I know that bit

I know what I need to say - kann Ich habe dein telefon nummer und name bitte, and also es tut mir leid, wir mussen sprechen auf English... etc etc etc.

I can speak a bit of German, I've learnt the damn language twice, I just lose it all as soon as I stop speaking it. If I was over there for a week or so it'd all come back to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hmm.

ok, what I'm about to write probably isn't exactly right, but it should be:

"Können Sie bitte mich Ihre Name und Telefon Nummer erzählen? Es tut mir leid aber können wir auf English reden bitte weil mein Deutsch leider nicht so toll ist."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Can't I just tell her mein Deutsch ist mies?

I love that word. Everything is mies.

You should talk German all the time. I bet it sounds lovely with that accent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

haha I should talk german all the time?

the vast majority of my usage of english has been on b3ta this year.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

You barely EVER speak German to me.

How am I meant to get my foreign rocks off, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

That would work as well...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

liebe

is the familiar...

so only if you're on friendly terms ;)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

I don't know her at all.

She's some client of ours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

fair enough

(*realises why the old woman down the shops keeps asking for his number*)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

for example

gutentag Frau Goebbels.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

ja klar

ich weiß wie man guten tag sagt. Ich weiß nicht was Kapitän Waüw sagen kann außer "Sie" in der Sinn von einer Satz. Ich glaub dass "Hallo Frau" passt nicht ohne Nachname, oder?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Oooh I like my name like that.

Makes me want to take all the dye out of my hair and get that rubber nazi uniform I wish I'd bought in Hamburg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hamburg is great.

I visited it over the summer. The food was awesome.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

The food I had there was brill, yes

Well, what little food I had, in between all the beer (and I do mean ALL the beer).

I'm so glad I don't drink as much any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

If only I'd stuck with the beer,

rather than buying that 56% proof rum and lychee wine to take to the festival.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Festival?

Not Wacken, shirley?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Why else would I have been in Hamburg?

I stayed there for a few days with my girlfriend before meeting up with other people at the festival.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Excellent.

I can't remember the year I went. Erm....2003? Possibly.

I was mostly extremely drunk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Me too, apparently I quite embarrassed my girlfriend.

Still, good fun and relatively cheap beer. I still have one of the 1 litre tankards from it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

I've got my ex's collection of pint glasses from some of the previous ones

Never lend things to your girlfriend then break up with her.

Silly boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

Gnädige Frau

would be v. polite.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Ooooh ta

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

slightly old-fashioned,

but very polite.
From an anglo, this would be utterly charming
and dare I say, a little sexy?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

Thats the jawbone....

From the very rare abortionist shark

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

this is nicely done

and super punnagé

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

that's a very

nice jew's harp. I had a collection of these when an adolescent. I have no idea who nicked 'em.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

I have one

but it gets a bit boring to play after a while.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

oh as instruments go its right down there

filed under 'shitty' with the triangle and those blocks of wood and a stick they gave the tone deaf kids in music class. I just liked them as a collection for all the varieties to be found. There was a stall in Afleck's Palace, Manchester that sold some great ones.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

I became convinced for a time that mine sounded like a sitar

but upon recording it, realised it sounded like a bit of metal twanging monotonically.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

boing boing boing boing boing.

that's the one, Now, can you do it in e-major please?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Oh. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....

that is sooooooooooooooo fucking good.
Talented git.
Woo!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)