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[challenge entry] hey diddle diddle

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# ... the cat did a piddle
all over the kitchen mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent down, the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a fiddle
All in the curds and whey
Diddle-i-doo,
The dog did a poo
Went postal and shot everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Dishes and spoons have no legs, and are not sentient.
I wish nursery rhymes would have more scientific accuracy.

:D lovely pic- why a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Mine are*


*maybe a lie
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# monkeydoorage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# erm
yes ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# If in doubt, say yes.
I like you. You're going to be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha
bit slow this am.....

LIES !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I prefer it when you just say yes.
Excellent potential.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# 0_o
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
You like pleasing people, right? You like pleasing 20 people a day, yeah? In a cupboard? For a fiver a time?

Thought so. Eeeeexcellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Only for cash
...and whats my cut ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# A fiver, like I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# My dishes and spoons are.
They tell me to do bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Judge didn't believe it
I won't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# You're all the same.
But you'll learn.

They all learn in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# And pay, I presume.
You would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
#
kids drains
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Are you Alex Mack then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I am The Answer and The Revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# That's nothing
I M Weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# OMG!!! Brown shoes!?!?

Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# That bitch!
Er...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I have some brown boots.
They are lovely. They're Doctor Quinn Medicine Bint boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# he is quite terrifying...
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Wonderful first post!!!
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)