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# Our Guv' is a maestro...
/as in Guv'nor
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# thanks :)
my word i feel stupid.

this will be in nuts soon a feel. you should stop being good at satire, that'll make them leave you alone
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I seriously doubt NUTS will print this...
If they know what's good for them :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# i hope they do
then they will bring down the thunder of the cruise meister.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# speaking of which has anyone got a book running
on how long it will be till compo gets Prince'd?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Dont say that!
B3ta would be rubbish without TGA and his satire. Itd just be full of bad pixelmashs from Dave the Hat ;)

CATARACTS?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# But... but...
Pixelmashes are all some of us have to hold on to!

*holds tightly*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Is your name Dave the Hat?
Eh? Is it? ;)

I downloaded Pretty Hate machine and listened to it last night! I really enjoyed it!

/20 years late blog
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# My name is whatever you want it to be....
Ahem...

Don't worry about being 20 years late, everyone knows that modern music is shit.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Oh really?
*turns off Adele's CD*

I just sicked a little in my mouth at the thought of owning that :( Have you seen the munter?!?!?! Bleurgh!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Is that the one from Tottenham?
I've probably heard the little pikey wench blaring shit music on the top of the bus on the way to work.

*restrains self*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I dunno about Tottenham specifically,
but she is definitely from London.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Then she can be hunted down and milked until dead.
*loads the milking device*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# CATARACTS?
we could be here for hours :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "Coconut Tinder-Bundle? That's one of Bob Geldof's kids isn't it"?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)