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[challenge entry] 'pologies for two crow-related posts within 25 minutes
But if we replace Mr Cruise with a well-trained crow*, we can infiltrate the 'church' and...um...set embarrassing pictures as L Ron's desktop background...

*I believe they're about the same size...

From the Go Go Scientology challenge. See all 188 entries (closed)

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Youve been watching Sanchez in Scrubs again havent you.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You are obsessed with crows.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I simply wish to encourage the notion that crows are hilarious...
...there's too many goths who watched "The Crow" and decided that corvids were something dark and profound. I dispute this, as I find them immensely comical. Next time you see one, watch it try to walk, or play in a puddle. Then you may start to understand...or just think I'm a daft twat who should be doing better things with my time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hope that both of these are true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The collective noun for crows
Is a "murder".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Well done :)
But what is the collective noun for Badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# A "goat"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Its a colony Im afraid.
But my favourites are a Charm of Hummingbirds and a Parliament of Owls.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# flying rats.
local farmers used to pay us to shoot them when I was a boy. Saved a fortune in clays.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# i saw one
tangled in rope. that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)