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[challenge entry] hmm

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(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# so is the bible
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# aye tis truth
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Read this "Chariots of the Gods : Was God An Astronaut?"
It is true - FACT
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# There is no truth.
Only belief.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# FACT

* This might be true - FACT
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# no, the bible is about a magician and a vengeful bogey man who will punish you forever if you don't follow his rules
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
#
rules

ever-changing rules. god shifts the goalposts with every chapter.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
god

blokes professing to know that a supernatural creator being wanted them to change the words that other blokes wrote.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# good call
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# "so how come
you're allowed to eat meat on a Friday now?"

/Dougal
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Doesn't have enough lasers for my liking.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *forms the first church of stargate*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *joins*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *joins*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *leaves*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *joins again*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *sweeps*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *forms the People's Presbyterian Church of Stargate*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fuckers!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# splitters
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *Forms people's front of Stargate*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *bombs embassy*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *beheads teachers*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *forms Stargate People's Front'
*glares*

SPLITTEEEEERRRS
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *mutters into bag of otters' noses*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Splitter!
*spits*

*mumbles somthing about atlantis*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *burns effigy of Kurt Russell*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *sexes alien*

*realises it a man*

*realises two films have crossed paths*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# The Crying Gate?
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Spader Daniel Jackson or other one?
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# The other one
he's sexier.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *forms the popular peoples church of stargate*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# joins the
people's front of stargate's crack suicide squad
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# smoke me a kipper
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *joins*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)