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# wifi workin then
i trust it was my advice to turn it off and on again
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Your pretty face inspired us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *blushes
*hides behind hair which is down because it's Friday
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Mans should always have their long hairs not up.
Yes.

Now all you need to do is grab some cut off camo trousers, a sleeveless pantera t shirt and a bass. Now headbang.


Aaaaaahhhh, delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# UGH. PANTERA. UGH.
*purposely ties up hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# You're a fucking mental.
I'm naming my first born son after their dead guitarist.

The silly thing is that I am in no way joking.


No, not calling him Dimebag. Or Darrell. He shall be called Abbott.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# are you talking to me!?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# lyric sillypants!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *CUE SONG!*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You've teased me in exactly this way before
I'm sure of it.


Abbot David, if anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Dimebag = Exceptionally overrated.
Pantera = Used to like them, but can't be fucked with them anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Captain Wow = Lord and Master of her own opinion.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Captain Wow = On Ignore.
That's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They produced some great music.
No need to get snooty about them just because they got popular.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I liked them during the height of their popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I've never got into camo trousers.
They seemed to be all the rage at Down the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# have cammo shirt
cannot get trousers incase i accidentally wear both at the same tiem and people think i am playin' armies
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never got any.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I tried to buy some camo trousers
Went to the shops
They had fcuking hundreds and all lookied shite
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I went to buy some camo trousers the other day
But couldn't find any

*badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oooh
You stole my punchline
Give it back at once
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Because all Down fans dress like Phil Anselmo in the late 90s.
I know this as I own one. I'd dress like that were I a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I didn't, I just wore jeans and a t-shirt.
Incidentally, Phil Anselmo has grown his hair long now, presumably to try and fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'd fancy him again
but he was such a prick around the tera split etc, nd then backtracking when Dime died and...yes. Vinnie Paul and I are going to beat him up. Then he can go about his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, he has been a bit of a twat.
He was less ranty than usual though, maybe he's improving.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I think we both know he'll always be a prime cunt.
But then a lot of good musicians are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# That's true.
I'm willing to put up with it, because the gig was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'll bet, I'm dead jealous.
So there's going to be a new album then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it was just a late tour for Over the Under,
but they all seemed happy enough, I think they're planning to stay together a while.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I want to go to Vinnie Paul's titty bar.
It's one of my ambitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i don't wanna
see his titties
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I've got a titty ring
Does that count?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# explain...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# bass, with these pretty digits
no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# men like girls with small hands
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# think he's after a little internal exploration,
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sweetie, I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well
play yr cards right and who knows
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yay
bumpunchjoy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)