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# bass, with these pretty digits
no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# men like girls with small hands
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# think he's after a little internal exploration,
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sweetie, I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well
play yr cards right and who knows
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yay
bumpunchjoy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)