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( , Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
Perspective this - Jesus's arm is in FRONT...
ye heathen unbeliever!
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:23,
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It's a well documented face that people were shorter in those days
/Family Guy
Woot!
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24,
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Woot!
That's why the Bible doesn't mention Jesus driving a car.
He couldn't see over the dash board.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28,
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also
he prefered BMX bikes for thier undeniable awesomeness... and popping wheelies
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30,
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I thought he came round the corner on a Yamaha
before killing a kid and fracturing his balls on a dustbin lid
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31,
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nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33,
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Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.
Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34,
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Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.
Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36,
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hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.
It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44,
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It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.
We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36,
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We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37,
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Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43,
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45,
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I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51,
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I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56,
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Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13,
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...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58,
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I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37,
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Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
"came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41,
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That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41,
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that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43,
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Since when does that stop little old women driving giant land yachts?
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30,
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you're too young to say that
opinions shouldn't be born of ignorance
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34,
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Maybe he's listened to their entire back catalogue.
I haven't, and prefer to remain indifferent towards them.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35,
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I only have a minor collection of their work
but no matter how many tracks don't move me, the fact that they recorded Tomorrow Never Knows renders them better than almost everything else for sure.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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I've never heard anything by them which particularly excites me,
although I've not heard that much.
( ,
Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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gah
this week we have a beatles compo and I HATE them and a QOTW about kids and I hate them too.
*drinks more*
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:32,
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*drinks more*