I have this conversation regularlyKids nowadays don't have to cope with the shame of sheepishly going up to the counter of the village newsagents with a copy of some shit (not even hardcore) ladymag, knowing fine well that the cunt behind the counter will tell your mum next time she comes in.
They just fire onto the internetmachine and look at naked dwarves, horses and shemales like it's all normal.
They don't know they're fucking born
(They just fire onto the internetmachine and look at naked dwarves, horses and shemales like it's all normal.
They don't know they're fucking born
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:13,
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Or the joy of wanking offto a slightly seethrough bra and knicker set in the underwear section of the Freemans catalogue. IS THAT PUBIC HAIR??? AND NIPPLES???? Oh yes.
*fwaps*
(*fwaps*
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:14,
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or the picture accompanying an article on breast cancer in Woman's Own
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:15,
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fucking born - a new direction perhaps?
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:14,
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not as good as born fucking
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:22,
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Well I suppose TECHNICALLY speaking...when a boy is born his willy is touching...
*goes to the very dark place*
*locks self in cupboard*
*cries self to sleep*
(*goes to the very dark place*
*locks self in cupboard*
*cries self to sleep*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:41,
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can you cry me to sleep too? ta muchly WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:45,
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hahaha!the last time i purchased such a publication, it was a gift honest,the guy serving wasn't 18 and had to call the young female manager to serve me, oh the shame.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:17,
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last time i went through a porn stageI got a magazine and the fine upstanding bloke at the counter whispered "you want veedyos? triple?" I said no, due to the queue forming around me. I certainly didn't go back at a later date when it was quiet and get taken into the back room where he had hundreds of pirated pornos, oh no. Certainly not more than twice.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:22,
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i must admit it amazes me that there is still so much of it aboutwhat with the ease at which anyone can download the stuff. at least the prices are dropping through the floor.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:27,
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Or avidly checking the tv times for any 18 films that may be showing in the following weekThen sitting up late, cock in hand straining to make out the picture on a grainy 12" (fnar) black and white portable, waiting for a glimpse of nipple or muff , that, nine times out of ten never even fucking came.
You're all fucking spoilt now! BAN THE INTERNET
(You're all fucking spoilt now! BAN THE INTERNET
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:22,
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that thrill never goes awayboobs on mainstream telly are far more erotic than cyber ones.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:23,
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IndeedI'd rather a fleeting glimpse than a gynocologists view
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:27,
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hahahaI used to watch eurotrash on a 2.6 inch hand-held tv. Sadly, I woke up one morning to breakfast in bed, with no pants on, a tissue next to my pillow, and the tv beside me... my dad didn't say much for a while after that.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:26,
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ha ha ha eurotrash for the win!My wanks were always spoiled by them giving them fit ladies gruff northern voices though
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 30 May 2008, 12:33,
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