b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 8456509 (Thread)

# Well a few more tries and I'm sure you'll warm up to it, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *prelubes*
Well, I'm having to use less of the stuff now.
My friend told me an interesting fact the other day while we were discussing consortaions of the sexual nature: people who partake frequently in anal sex have to wear tampons in their bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahahhaha
Unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I somehow doubt that.
Is it a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Well, I coudl see how it might be.
Anal sex might destroy one's arse sphincter muscles - resulting in incontinence.
Edit: I love how I talk about these things using "posh" grammer and vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# you poop afterwards I heard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# My girlfriend describes her cycling gear as smilar to incontinence pants.
I didn't ask how she knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# D:
She gets orgasms while riding the bicycle?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# thats what they call clan soul round there
*High fives*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha! *high-five*
Sorry Mr. Soul. I have to. It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# not true
i have several gay friends who are very open about their sex lives. tampons have never been mentioned. i've stayed with them and never seen a box of them anywhere, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You are snopes
AICMFP
Horay!
Another myth busted!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i am no snopes!
nor am i adam savage or jamie hyneman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :O
Then how can I ever believe your myth-solving-ness?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# BECAUSE I AM GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Man I have got to get me some of that omnipotence.
My sex life could really use it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# GOD HAS NO TIME FOR SEX
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)