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[challenge entry] Tastes like a loada jiz to I an I ,taarraass


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(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# FUKCINLOLZZZOORRZZZZZ!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I do hope that isn't actually meant to be man milk,
as if so I'm thinking faked!

(BTW, did anyone see that 'educational GIF' of 'male ejaculation' some joker posted on Wikipedia? Man I laughed. It's been replaced with stills now and a real ejaculation vid instead)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# nah...
...but then again, not looked that sort of thing up on wiki...





:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Ooh no, only poofs would ever look at a link to an ejaculating penis
DO NOT CLICK THIS: NSFW and stupidly big (1meg+) NOT EVER!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hehehe,
at work, so no way I'm clicking that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# It's one of those silly 'heavy cummer' shots, and altho I know how it's done,
it's still pretty impressive (and it ain't a false willy if that's what you're guessing!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# how is it done?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Basically he's peeing while he's cumming,
the bit where he pushes his bladder is the big giveaway.

The reason it don't look like pee is you can fill the bladder with anything by using a small douche bulb in the urethra, you 'pee backwards' essentially, folks generally use egg white or yoghurt or a mixture of both.

It is a bit dangerous tho, as filling your bladder with alien substances can have very dodgy effects!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i thought you couldn't pee when you had an ericshun
summat to do with keeping the sperm and the urine awayfromeachother as urine kills sperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I've never tried...
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# is that link not safe for work?
i can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It's meant to be
but some things cropped up on the internets of "extreme cumshots" with laughingly false penises that shot alarmingly powerful jets of yoghurt over wimmens.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# my mate showed me one on redtube
that was like a hose being turned on
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Ahem
NSFW at ALL
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# wish I wasn't at work
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!
But man, I got bored halfway thru...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)