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# Eeek!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Oh how cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
*grabs and puts in playpen*

He mine now, yes? Captain keeps him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Go to Spain
It's lovely

/Spain Marketing Board
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ^this
/Spain Marketing Reinforcement Board
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# No thank you.
It is apparently hot, and I don't like hot.

Plus the last photo of spaniards I saw they were in blackface taking the righteous out of Lewis Hamilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Would you wear this? From Prof Under Cover's quote yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# as long as Jesus give us everything we want, we'll love him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Somethings telling you to wake up and salute
the dangers of obedience and the violence of truth
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# your wish is my command
opps, my mistake, wrong fairy tale
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus Christ See, i told you i'd be back, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Are you asking me as a Christian or as a wanker?
I know I'm both.

Hmmm. I'm not sure, probably when I was feeling rambunctious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# You're not a wanker!
Well - you most probably are, but not in the bad way.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No, I am, love. Promise.
Total cockend, 90% of the time. I don't mind, everyone else is as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not.
I'm marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Have you ever seen girls wanking?
So am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Only on video when Mrs Strokes is out
so do mi
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Noons Cap'n
Dint think you was a christian. sos if that comes out as offensive, not intended to be
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Wasn't born one, converted a few years ago.
I'm not offended, I don't really give a shit either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I am
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# pff
go to Galicia or Asturias, nice up there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Still hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# it's like Wales
but with not so many Welsh and more shops with things in

plus, you can see the anal pear in the Museum of Torture in Santillana del Mar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Museum of Torture?
Hello, is that Lunn Poly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It IS hot, yes
Barcelona, the jewel of the mediterranean, should be seen by everyone before they die. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I don't like hot
it's not good for me, I faint. Plus I'm not one of these people hell-bent on skin cancer. I love Gaudi's architecture, but I'd be flopping all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# woah thats quite scarey!
'ning and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# wow
terrifying, needs an equally aggressive lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# rabtor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Juddering fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
I'd love to see what happens with THOSE at a petting zoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh
That's ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# woosome and gruesome at the same time
Minor threadjack:
Anyone got any ideas for my supper?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# that's what I was thinking too, old bean.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# kebab, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# that would require a long walk to the kebab shop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You've got until suppertime
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# kebab soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# keboup!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Sobab!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Welsh rarebit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I can't tell the difference between that and scrambled eggs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cheddar and mustard aigrettes
green salad and redcurrant jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# crap that's complicated
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nope - very very easy...
Buy some taters (what's taters?), some cheese, some mustard, some french loaf, flour, eggies.

parboil the taters, mash them, but not too much, grate loads of cheese into the taters, crack an egg in there too. Plop a big dob of mustard in. Mix it all up.

Now the fun bit - put some flour on your hands and then take clumps of your mixture and form it into patties. Take your french loaf and blitz it in a blender. Dip the patties in some raw egg then breadcrumbs. Put 'em on a plate in the fridge till you're ready to eat.

Take em out the fridge and put them in an oven on Gas 5 for 20 minutes. LOVELY! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Am I getting sold a dud here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Certainly not
they sound delicious.
I was laughing at the Delia-esque sounding method.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# not enought irritating pauses to swallow drool
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I drink less than Delia
and support a decent football team :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# My mum is gunna kill me if I make that much of a mess in her kitchen
but thanks for the recipe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hot jamaican bbq/jerk chicken, corn on the cob and sweet potato mash
that's what i made last night, nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# bbq/jerk chicken?
You spunked on a chicken?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yeah, and i have hot chilli and ginger gravy spooge
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Chuck another shrimp on the b*gets hit in the head by a can of XXXX*
Fine, have a bacon sandwich then
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# About all that xxxx is good for
I can't stand prawns/shrimp/other assorted seafood.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You're totally in the wrong place.
Kookabura. Eat one of them. Or a big spider.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I am not in someone elses bed right now
I am aware I am in the wrong place. I just don't like seafood.

Kookies are too nice to eat, they can be really tame. I'd rather eat an emu. An emu pinched my ham and cheese sandwich when I was little. I don't like emus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Good god...
...he'll have yer ankle, the little shit. *clicks* nervously...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that animal...
looks so wrong, yet so right! Why dont they exist? I wants one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oh my gard!
kill eeeet!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)