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[challenge entry] first i gonna eat your legs, then i gonna eat your.....

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(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Awwww!
I found the biggest frog ever in my garden yesterday! It was the size of a side plate!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i like
frogs...
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# that
horned one's a big fella....
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Aye.
He looks very pompous!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I have a pet horned frog called Fred
She eats locusts, mice and, if she can get it, my fingers.
She says "ARK! ARK!" in the night when I'm trying to sleep.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Awesome!
Photos or not true :D
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I only have a photo of her as a baby.
*rumages*
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
#
homepage.ntlworld.com/phillipnbecky/fish/boris/one.jpg

then 10 minutes later:

homepage.ntlworld.com/phillipnbecky/fish/boris/three.jpg

We used to call her Boris until we found out that she's a girl. So now she's called Fred.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Awwww!
She is lovely! Where did you get her from?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Shop in town
They're commonly available and not very expensive, but are quite difficult to keep alive.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hmmmm.
I shall investigate this further :)
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *awaits*
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# have you thought about building this ARK!?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# A what-plate?
I don't think they have them at KFC.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# fuzzzy wuuzzzy
fuzzy wuzzy was a duck,
fuzzy wuzzy had no luck,
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very funny
was he?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)