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# whats a hardon collinder?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# A hardon colander
Is what you use to drain semen off of things after a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# take that to dragons den
Im sure you'd be able to get 150k plus for 50% of the business
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ever heard of the practice know as
Docking?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yes I have
Is the LHC a new thing in switzerland that they use to fire big rays of shit at particles and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# They fire a beam containing packets of Protons at a beam containing packets of Anti-Protons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# so its not synchotron then?
Its somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Synchrotron is a type of Radiation. The SPS, or Super Proton Synchrotron, is a smaller circular collider which will inject the particle beams into the LHC.
The particles actually go through a few colliders before entering the main 25km ring. I believe they're initially accelerated by a linear collider.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# THAAAANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# oooh
we called that the jew on gentile reconciliwank.

but docking sounds good too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# step this way little creature
and i will show you.

mwa ha ha haaaaaa


has anyone ever held a collander from the bottom and poured boiled water and pasta into it? I have, stupidy stupid pants.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you twat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Pfft!
You silly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# oooff
that made my toes curl just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha you sweetie.
No, but the wife did leave our electric hob on, and the pan and colander on the hob next to it recently. The long handle of the colander started to melt, and kind of looks like an alien face from one angle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# awesome, an alien miracle, sell it on ebay
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Some students put a chopping board on top of gas grill
mmmmmmm plastic on toast!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Haha!
You great big sillyface!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# It's an erection
and don't call me collinder
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)