Hahaha you sweetie.
No, but the wife did leave our electric hob on, and the pan and colander on the hob next to it recently. The long handle of the colander started to melt, and kind of looks like an alien face from one angle now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:52,
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Some students put a chopping board on top of gas grill
mmmmmmm plastic on toast!
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:01,
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