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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# best thing about Voyager
sorry, best two things about Voyager
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i always found her a little bit manly
the IT manager at my old job has a framed picture of her on his desk... it obscures his wife and kids slightly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# best thing about Voyager:
it finished
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Enterprise ftw
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Enterprise was the worst thing that franchise ever spawned
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i dont think youve watched it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think I've watched every episode of every series
and I'd be right
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# its good.
look at that full stop up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# enterprise is a total FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8777734
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# enterprise IS a complete FAIL, because
I HAVE watched at least 10 key episodes. The only one which was good was "In a mirror darkly", since it discards the one-dimensional crudeness and laughable righteousness of the whole ENT crew. Irony is always good, but they unfortunately quit when they should not have to.
the beginning of every episode is just laughable. Ok, pioneers and all, but sailboats? please don't do this in a space movie.
who did the music score anyway? Creed?
the actors are so stiff they'd break.
where the fuck are the aliens in the crew? the whole series looks like a cheap and poor ripoff of any of the earlier series, like the ridiculous stargate.
they overdid the CGI. All animations look like a drew them at home. And I can't draw.

Still, if you like, it's just fine by me. You seem to be a too die-hard fan to be able to be critical.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# actually, ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# LIES!!!!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# DS9 : Far better
Voyager : Constant moralising by oh-so-perfect crew who, at best, had slight quirks.
TNG : Not another bloody violin recital for the Ambassador!
Enterprise : Nice and retro, but too many Nazis.
DS9 : Flawed characters in a flawed, dark setting. (Who can forget the Romulan assassination ep?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# not me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Snakes on a mutha fuckin space station!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# haha
office lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# YAAAAAAY!!!!!
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Romulans are easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *bedroom lols*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# are in an intimate situation right now?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nah I work from home
today I am working from bed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Ha!
If you stuck all these together in an anim, it would be like he'd found a polymorph.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# DS9 sucked ferengi lobes
i'm not having this argument again, i think voyager is better, you think DS9 is better, let's leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# just as long as you know you're wrong, that's all that matters...
*scarpers at Warp 9*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *chases with phaser set to kill*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *challenges to duel*
Choose your weapon : Pillows or ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *eats ice cream*
pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ds9 is just
coronation street set in space! (well, almost)
(eight, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# good point
i hate corrie, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You are a nonsense
What are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Totally
That four-season war arc in Corrie was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

edit: quick shop.. will do better next time.
edit2: comp'd
(eight, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *many lols*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
real lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahahah brilliant!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *clickety*
TJ: Tron 2?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Could be good, probably shit.
"They were also shown the studio's forthcoming cartoon feature Bolt, about a dog who believes he has super powers."

Cool. Wait... what?!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# What O!
Have a bally *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)