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(hamchicken&peas, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)

Liking the little R2 unit

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

indeed

Discomeats?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

I'm sure you can narrow that down to a single week in 2004 :)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

well if we're being THAT niche about it...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

:-(

I'm only a few hundred out.

Edit: ohhh, I missed my 4th b3taday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

Oh Noes! the Serbian Campers have got Jade Goody!

Sunday!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

oops- auto complete

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

I'll say...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

go on then....

I'm waiting....

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

two pahnd a pahnd- pahnd a peas two pahnd ello darlin you look like you love peas two pahnd a pahnd...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

well said that woman

*applauds*

*hands over Stephen Hawking's Gerbil*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

*tickles under arms*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

I'd beat you, you realise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

nope

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

I'd box your ears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

Happy b3taday.

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2008/09/vasectomy-counselling.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

Thank you.

Good luck to you and your testicles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

Thank you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

Damn!

and I never made a cayke!!
:O

Happy Belated!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

RIS?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

I'm only a few thousand out :(

edit: Also 70000 is coming up for grabs soon...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

Hang on - feck - is this wages?

*is several thousand out*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

member number

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Oh well that can gay off.

What next - post count?

*suspects it might be post count next*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

oh come now

it's a niche clique for a select few - if your name's not on the list you can't come in

membership benefits include:

free personalised pens
a mousemat with a pic of Hilary Duff
free cheese for 3 weeks
David Jason's Autograph
and last month's copy of Reader's Digest

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

I want Riz Latif's autograph, and David Walla Walla (our Mordor Tonight newsreaders).

But they won't send me them. I'd put them on the mantlepiece in lieu of the King & Queen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

those are included in the 40025 - 40036 club

it's a bit more select...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

Well, you're just mean

After all I've done for you too

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

well you didn't let me into the 24783 club

I cried for weeks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

Um...only one person can be in that?

Also, my member number is only 2 months out from my birthday if you read it as a date, so it was meant to be mine

FACT

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

crikey

happy birthday for then

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

That is a nonsense

or is it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

I've been trying to find the list of usernames/numbers that I stumbled across ages ago.

It was just a b3ta page with every single username in order from 1 up to whatever it was so far. It was amazing how many of them had spam names, but I can't find it again and don't even remember how I came across it in the first place.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

I remember that also

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

The users list?

It still exists, but I'll not link to it as it takes aaages to load and probably gives the database a headache.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'm glad I'm not insane, I can't find it ANYWHERE though.

I don't even know why I was trying to find it, but the fact that I can't locate it makes me want to see it again even more.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

I tried to get to it the other day too

I should have just bookmarked it but I didn't think I'd need to!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

Drat, I was so close.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

*cries*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

Only 13000 out

EDIT so you're in a clique with a load of lurkers and a talkboarder? Yikes.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

yes, they're rather scary - but they know the secret handshake...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

Bloody youngsters.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

splendid :)

I like R2...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

Oh gosh that's rather good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

R2B52

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

ROBOT-ROCK LOBSTER

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

TIIIIIIIIN ROOF

Rusted!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

Have you heard the Botch cover of Rock Lobster?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

I can't say I have, care to enlighten me?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

I'm a bit at a loss for finding it at the moment

as I can get onto any vijo sites or the like. Well I can, but I can't view them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvJ450CHouk

Hopefully that's it, although it obviously doesn't work for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hell yes.

Although for some reason Youtube is loading painfully slowly lately, I can only hear the first 2 bars so far.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

It's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

HOT DAMN IT IS.

I'm not even half way through yet, this is ace.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

Suprise suprise, I actually have good taste occasionally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

Yes, occasionally :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

Normal service will resume shortly

in three....two....one.... I fucking love Duran Duran.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

Mrs Vagabond likes Duran Duran.

She also likes Sisters Of Mercy, Siouxsie & The Banshees, and New Model Army.

And asked for Enrique Englesias' album for Christmas.

I don't get Mrs Vagabond sometimes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

The sisters and the banshees- yes

the rest no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

You are wrong.

NMA are ace.

Enrique Inglesias is not, however.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

I started playing something really nice on my guitar the other day, thinking I'd come up with a really lovely tune.

Turns out I was just basically playing Rio.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

You were right on the lovely tune bit.

Save a Prayer's my favourite though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

haha \m/ \m/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

You knows it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

Your sig FTW!

*goes out and does stuff*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Plethora of meanings.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Am I the only one who thinks "plethora" sounds just a little bit sexy?

But also probably quite squishy and disgusting?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

I bet it sounds nice in a woman's voice.

Dr When told me the sexiest word a woman can say is plinth, and this is close.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

I like it when women say

"Oh no - I love doing that!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I do a mean 'How about a roast for dinner, love? Oh no, don't get up.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I always liked

"tiramisu"

That one works well.

(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

Now there's something I haven't made in a while.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

I introduced someone to tiramisu the other day.

"How do you do?" said he.

And introduced another person to tacos in the space of 5 minutes. Productive day.

(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

I do a pretty good impression of a male nurse when someone's genuinely ill.

But if they're just being crap they can get tae feck.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

I'm always crap

and occasionally ill with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

According to Stephen Fry it is "Hipbath. Elderflower. Indigenous." and "Breasts"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

It reminds me of how some comedian pointed out

That during WWII both sides thought it would be a jolly good idea (not to mention sporting) to paint at least 6 bloody great targets over the most vital features of their aeroplanes hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

awesome

clickity click

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

I do likey this

and I likey the comp too :)

PS would this count? Jesusy posty

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

Superb.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)