A friend of mine emailed me that joke once
and to re-iterate the punchline she wrote 'I'm a frayed knot' followed by (i'm a frayed knot). That's a whole new level of thicko.
(
chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees,
Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30,
archived)
I have a soft spot for it
Just because the guy who first told it to me put his heart and soul into the line 'You're a piece of string, aren't you? We don't like your kind here'. The disdain in his face was great.
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33,
archived)