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[challenge entry] BREAKING NEWS

BBC INTERVIEW WRONG HORSE

From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# How is this extreme?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# It's ex-seam
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shit-the-bed
If you had a job interview live in front of the nation, it wouldn't be a stroll in the park, would it?

There there. Now run along now and be good, and don't go saying you'd do something funny if you were in that position, because you wouldn't.
You'd probably bite your lip and say something to the effect of:

"Oh dear. This is extremely embarassing."
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Pffffhahahahahahahaha!!
This reply is cock all round.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh, you've got balls for a newbie.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the size of
oranges
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# and
big oranges, at that
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Its not extreme then is it
Its embarassing as you put it
The compo brief is EXTREME horses, not embarassed horses LOLOLOL!!1111eleventy
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This
Several times over
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Extreme (adj)
1. to the highest degree; very great.
2. Highly unusual.
3. Very severe or serious.
4. Not moderate.

You're a bit of a dick really, aren't you?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# We're all dicks here on b3ta.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# We love horses, and we're sure you do too. But imagine how much better it would be if they were adrenaline junkies, with their own horsey X-Games and everything!
Yes, yes I am, but only directed towards people who deserve it
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I tend to defend people with L-plates from a less than polite respose that sometimes occurs
but you seem to be deliberately being a prat.

which regular troll are you?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Its pasanonic blatently
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# what the hell is pasanonic?
answer...
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# A satellite dish
or is that parabolic
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you have a point, he isn't here dolling out abuse...
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# He's probably not drunk yet
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# haha, so do I really
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yeah it's past one oclock over there isn't it...
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah its 13:22
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That's a bit insulting.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I'm sure you're sober sometimes,
but it's rarely when you're on b3ta.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# That's
also insulting. I'm rarely drunk if the truth be known. I have a huge alcohol tolerance.
I sometimes portray a drunken grumbler on b3ta if it suits whatever entertainment I have planned to extract from here for my personal amusement.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I read that as 'doiling'
(to) doil verb
the art of crocheting doilies
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
*chantillys*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# "crocheting the doily"
a fine euphemism
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I'm new
and an irregular troll.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No, you're being a bit of a dick now, since you did post it twice.
Just admit you failed to comprehend the compo and move on please.
No need to be a defensive dickpenguin.

And for supreme nazi-points: it's also 73KB
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nazi points lol!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Never!
I was fucking steaming last night when I made it, and it was only the second time I'd even used Photoshop for fuck's sake. I selected normal when I meant to enter it into the challenge, but I was in a rush because you're mum was begging me for more.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Goodbye.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You get around a lot don't you!
AEIYM and Mediocres mum in one night?

My you have a high libido!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# it isn't me.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# What you talking about?
I am sure that if you got your chance, you would go all night!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hell yeah, someones mum doesn't know what she's missing!!!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# maybe you shopuld write them all a finely worded letter
informing them of what it is they are missing and how, if they were sensible persons of sound mind and soul, they should go about remedying this.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# sound mind and soul? no son, that won't help my cause at all!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# well they don't need to know that till it's too late.
:)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# He's aiming pretty low.
My mum's more of an extreme horse than his compo entry.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Is your mum a skateboarding SJP then?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# She's a base jumping centaur.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*wants to see*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# my mum looks like Grandma from Giles cartoons
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# blatant b3ta pedantry moment: 'you're'?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# there is an edit button and a nice faq to help you.
and: your
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# thanks
for letting me know
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# you're = you are
www.youre.co.uk if you're struggling with your choice of words
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Or may I profer
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# you may!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *doffs hat*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you're???
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# no, you're mum!

(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# if you're mum
i'm dad
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# On each of your posts there is an "EDIT" button in blue
Click on this to correct any mistakes you've made in your post rather than posting again
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I'm having flashbacks.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha haha!
My Twat sense is going crazy at this response!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Your debating point is as eloquent as it is sophisticated and logical
I therefore bid good day to you and pack my luggage to move to Mars riding a Fucking Whale on Stilts Whale on Fucking Stilts - apparently
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# WHALES ON FUCKING STILTS!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# maiden! long time no see on b3ta - morning ma'am :)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hey the architect of greatness
it has been a long time.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hope you're well, good to see you about on here again
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# As well as can be expected
thought I have a look see how b3ta had evolved and pretty much it hasn't which is great!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# oh yes, we still have it all here
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hmm, haven't used this this pic for a while...
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# the anonimity of the internet IS wonderful, isn't it?
it allows you to say things you wouldn't dare to in real life.

you poohead
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh don't worry.
There are some of that would happily say it. Even some of us who would say little beyond 'hello' before pummelling you into a pile of piss for your abusive attitude.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# just
following the crowd
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# extreemeeee close up
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# You fucking hamtoucher.
www.b3ta.com/board/8870685

And even then you posted it once and deleted it.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh Hai there internet detective #1938203
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft!
Hamtoucher :)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# deleting an almost polite to a hamtoucher comment from pasanonic too!!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Double uploads.
I also uploaded twice into your mum last night, when I was hammered.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# What kind of bandwidth did you get?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# 7
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# He should have paid more for the high speed option.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Possibly
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hi noob
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i'm embarrassed for you ;(
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Bollocks. I was fucking my mum last night, you lying cunt.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I can confirm this.
I was filming it!

;D
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I was doing the catering
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, I meant to ask you dude,
Where were those mini quiche from?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# the co-op
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ah I see.
That is why they were so shit D:
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# >:(
the co-op isnt THAT bad
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I've never really shopped in one.
Had a look in that one in the city centre and it seemed pretty rubbish
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Theres on in the city center???
oh wait... there is
Nevermind
I go to the one in crookes
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Nah, I guess not.
But they never have what you fucking well need when you go there. But they do have condensed milk on offer at the moment, so I have been able to make banoffee pies really cheap yesterday and today :D
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha
Yeah they are shit for shit you actually want
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# that's what she said!
when she wanted to know where the mini quiches were from.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I have
a cheesy penis.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# no doubt
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# damn, I was needing to pop out, but f*ck that
I'm waiting until Pasanonic gets on the case here :)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffft
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# quick, start the summoning ritual for the mighty pasa...
*gets beers*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Don't perpetuate the libel!
I'm very fluffy, nice and welcoming to noobs as you can see from when he posted this the first time.

'noon all.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# 'your mum' comments belong on /talk
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Awww!
Now it isn't fair that they are the only ones allowed high-brow humour :(
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# what the hell's
/talk?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/talk
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# you seem like a nice bloke.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hmmm?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# what's a hamtoucher?
i really don't know. can you tell me?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# and it's too big
morning all
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Good morning
on this fine Sunday afternoon
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Wrongtimewrongdaylols!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# lmao
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# mornin' geoff :)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ning Geoffrey!
How goes it?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Touch not the ham lest the ham touchest you
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# in view of all that^>
half term innit
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hello abusive new person
I see you are abusing people

could you abuse me please, as you haven't done so yet

and I feel left out

(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hi
was just having a laugh. i don't have any more.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)