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[challenge entry] Not sure I understand this compo..

Sorry for shitness, the missus is watching Xfactor, Im bored/drunk, still, she is a fucking horse.

EDIT:- cheers neon, SJP a horse, not the missus!

From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# does you missus mind being called a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# only when were riding....
yes she does, she also beats me........
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# for using all the fullstops?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# On the bottom with a Women's Weekly?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Horseface?
Catherine Horsey Jones-Douglas?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# SJP
If it werent for the biceps, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Urgh!
Not even with two paper bags
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# foot is not a horse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hang a hoof and we'll find out . . .
Surf & Turf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I wish I still had my spang image
for you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Lawdy . . . lawdy . . . I could use one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I had a kebab and i'm not drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# What?!
Rectify this situation immediately! *passes the ale*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# can't drink
meds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Grr to meds!
Spin around really, really fast and that should mirror the loss of co-ordination you usually get at the end of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Today
I have eaten
1 x portion of lasagne (designed for two people.. pfft)
2 x large pieces of cake - (surprise almond cake from work college on day off!)
1 x packet of blue flavur dorrititiios
1 x large creamy garlic kiev - chips and rice
1 x jam donut
1 x fruity relentless engergy drink
I am fat but i still feel hungry
edit : oh and a
1 x kit kat chunky
edit 2 : oh yeah and a baguette (buttered long roll)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I want lasagne
you have worms?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# deep fat fried
...oh no, you mean intestinal worms? don't think i've got them... how you know?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You pull down your kecks
wave a mars bar near your arsehole and see if one pops out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ...and record it on tape and sent it to noel edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that is noel edmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# You've been Framed
£250. Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# who wants to hold the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh look, I've left the oven on...
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# do you have an itchy arse hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that sounds like a really bad chat up line...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# you answered it, so it must work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# you should try this in the real world
"excuse me miss, do you have an itchy asshole?"
WHAT?!
"sorry i meant, would you like to wear this paper bag on your hea*SLAP* ow what you do that fo*CRUNCH* owww *timber* *THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# worm lasagne?
how scrummy!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# i would still eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# don't forget to prepare the worms
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# quick!
to the frying pan!

*egg and bacon times... oooooh yeah!*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)