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[challenge entry] Jet-ski horse

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *wants guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# who doesn't
I'd just like to take this time to say that The Toucan pub next to Diageo's UK HQ in Oxford Circus/Marylebone serves the worst pint of Guinness in the world
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# it should be a crime to serve bad guinness
3 strikes and you loose your licence.

come to my pub in livepool, you get a proper guinness, with a proper thick head AND a clover drawn into the top of it, using the tap as its being poured
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# NO
shouldn't have a clover shamrock

what pub?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that one!
ferndale lodge in crosby
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# bit of a trek, but next time i ride up that way i may have a look for it.
although saying that if i get a job and get my mate to house share with me i may be moving to north liverpool cos i don't think she wants to be too far from her mam
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fair play
north liverpool is where all the cool kids hang out

the further south you go, the more "trackies" and "skin heads" you encounter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i think it's polarised
waterloo and bootle and that are probably as bad as speke/garston.

at least it's not the wirral
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# seems to be getting that way
im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# In Dublin they don't do any of that shamrock shit at the top
not even for tourists
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# and for €4 a pint i expected a fucking blowjob
but hey, the shamrock gets me more tips
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it only came about
to teach people the right timings to pour their pint. Too fast and you can't finish it, too slow and it doesn't last.

Never needed it myself, was the only barman at my first pub who could pour a perfect Guinness every time, including a lad from Dublin
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# heheheh! I think it should be sent into Mythbusters...
"If you feed a horse enough baked beans, it should generate enough gas to a) keep itself afloat with no effort required, and b) expell said gas with such force as to propel itself at great speed"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ooh I say...
well done sir, nicely shopped, therefore *clicks* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Thanks mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)