Cobain-Horse parties harder than you do
From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)
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From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)
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Extreme.
I'm smoking a clove joint. It's lovely. With my friend, Adam. He's not being so lovely.
EDIT: Also, we're listening to Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour. It's lovely.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:11,
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EDIT: Also, we're listening to Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour. It's lovely.
That's right.
They're called kreteks. The cloves contain a natural anesthetic that sooth your throat. You make them with licorice rizla and they're just really aromatic. Anyway my mate was rolling me one and he crumbled some weed into it. Lovely.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:24,
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No man, we're like, totally being ironic yeah? So it doesn't count.
We were actually joking about this earlier and, tragic as it is, it's actually pretty fun.
Edit: And to make things worse, we just got back from a lock-in.
Edit2: Also, before we went out, we were sitting on sofas, drinking coffee and discussing politics whilst listening to some bebop. Take that.
Edit3: Now we're going to a 24-hour breakfast place. Keep it real man, yeah.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:37,
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Edit: And to make things worse, we just got back from a lock-in.
Edit2: Also, before we went out, we were sitting on sofas, drinking coffee and discussing politics whilst listening to some bebop. Take that.
Edit3: Now we're going to a 24-hour breakfast place. Keep it real man, yeah.
Whilst talking about how much you love obscure band.
Yes, obscure band are also my favourite.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:44,
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Yeah?
Well I liked obscure band before they got big. They're too commercial now.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47,
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I, too, enjoy the music of obscure band.
Perhaps we should discuss their releases further. Whilst smoking clove perhaps. Seems like the most decent thing to do. Perhaps.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:48,
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"BREAKING NEWS."
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP BREAKING THE NEWS!"
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:53,
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what's the matter with cloves?
i do love cloves. probably because they're illegal in my state... :-(
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50,
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Seriously?
Do you mean state as in America or state as in general condition.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51,
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the state of maryland
the sale of cloves is illegal, supposedly some senator's kid smoked like five packs in one sitting and died (this is hearsay that i heard maybe five years ago, and my attempts to verify it have turned up nothing)
that's america! dumbasses spoiling it for the rest of us
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:02,
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that's america! dumbasses spoiling it for the rest of us
Yes!
They make your lips sweet. Love Bali Hai in particular.
French, ROFL.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42,
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French, ROFL.
Bali Hai?
I'm going to buy some off the internet but all the import sites are pretty dodgy.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:46,
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Well I'm smoking
a normal joint, and I bet I'm enjoying it more than your poncey clove joint =P
Woo to the picture btw!
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:37,
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Woo to the picture btw!
Fuck, what I'd give to be able to shit right now.
It's like the carnival has come to town and won't fucking leave!
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47,
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I know the feeling
for the last 4 days I've been dying for a shit and only just managed to squeeze out a small nugget... Fucking bowels...
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49,
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4 days. FOUR DAYS!
I don't think I've even had a shit in october yet.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50,
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You'll have to prise it out with your fingers. Maybe a spatula.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51,
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Thanks mate
Thought no-one would notice above the kretek smoke.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:44,
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Well at my 5 month milestone
I was getting flamed and generally pissing people off, so you're doing a lot better than me!
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:48,
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*bows*
I was pissed enough as it is...
The gay shift is a lot more bizarre when pissed/stoned...
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47,
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The gay shift is a lot more bizarre when pissed/stoned...
A PURPLE CATTERY. FOUR HUNDERED SMILING PLANT POTS. A TRIP TO THE LAKES. ALL PEOPLE CAN BURROW A SUPER CLOUD.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49,
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You wait for moments like that, don't you? Witty retort all ready to go. You just have to wait.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:59,
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Cool! You wanna know what isn't cool though? Alone in the Dark 2. YAWN.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42,
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Nothing to tell really...
As the fantastic Dr Mark Kermode said... the Coen bro's seem to do an awesomely epic film followed by a 'kick back and relax' film... Seems to consist of pretty intelligent people playing stupid ugly people + an obscure story line.
As a film of it's own accord it's nothing to sniff about, but I was expecting something a bit more from the Coen brothers, especially considering the cast.
But hey, everyone's allowed a mediocre film.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:03,
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As a film of it's own accord it's nothing to sniff about, but I was expecting something a bit more from the Coen brothers, especially considering the cast.
But hey, everyone's allowed a mediocre film.
How very fair of you.
I'm gonna have to hunt out my VHS of the Big Lebowski now for my evenings entertainment.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:10,
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I don't think I've ever actually seen a coen brothers film.
Other than a few sections of O Brother.
EDIT: Actually after looking through their filmography, I've seen Raising Arizona and about ten minutes of Fargo (which despite everyone saying is brilliant I could physically not even vaguely absorb).
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:16,
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EDIT: Actually after looking through their filmography, I've seen Raising Arizona and about ten minutes of Fargo (which despite everyone saying is brilliant I could physically not even vaguely absorb).
The
Big lebowski is worth seeing. Fecking awesome. And Fargo I thought was also pretty spangtastic. I look eagerly forward to the Coen brothers topping teh big lebowski though =)
On a seperate note, I generally attend any fancy dress party as the dude from the big lebowski, because comprising of pyjama shorts, a tshirt, dressing gown and shades, tis the most awesome and minimal effort costume going.
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:26,
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On a seperate note, I generally attend any fancy dress party as the dude from the big lebowski, because comprising of pyjama shorts, a tshirt, dressing gown and shades, tis the most awesome and minimal effort costume going.
Ladykillers was mediocre
But I must admit i loved Burn After. It's not Lebowski, but since Lebowski is IN FACT the awesomest film of all time, what could ever match it?
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Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:20,
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