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[challenge entry] extreme twattery

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(dogof2head, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# offf.... Topical horse
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
extreme HORSES!!!1!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Link is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Sorry, here -
______
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# AH FUCKING SHEDS
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I LOVE THAT ALBUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# 0-0
that song!! what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION OF TOPICAL EVENT APPEARS ON INTERNET
thousands nearly outraged, one slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THE ISSUE
but I like to join in
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I ONLY VAGUELY KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OR WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# CAPS LOCK TO BE USED, IN EXPRESSION OF OUTRAGE
I AM UTTERLY OUTRAGED THAT 'AM NOT MORE IRKED OR OUTRGAED BY THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# arf!
god i hate that cunt so much.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ULTRALAWLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# HEY IT'S TEN FIFTEEN PEE EMM HERE AND I'M STILL AWAYKE.
I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# IT DEPENDS ON WHEN YOU WOKE UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE IT WAS AROUND THIRTY DEGREES
tonight is a cool 23 but I took a bunch of wake-up legal-type things to get through my day at work and now here I am.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
BUT NOT HOLDING HAND FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# HELLO FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# FANCY SEEING YOU HERE, PAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# DON'T FANCY IT AT ALL, YOU CREEPY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I SAY THESE THINGS BECAUSE I CARE, TTSSATTSR.
ALSO: my funglands do their thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Duke duke duke, duke of earl
Duke duke duke, duke of earl
Duke duke duke, duke of earl
Duke duke duke, duke of earl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# NOTHING CAN STOP:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# THE DUKE LIVES ON
After spending three weeks at number one on the Billboard Magazine charts, Chandler got a cape, a monocle, a top hat and a cane. He simply became "The Duke of Earl" and his concerts drew a large crowd. Occasionally he would come out for an encore, usually "Rainbow." "Rainbow" was one of Chandler's collaborations with Curtis Mayfield, and the only song Chandler has ever recorded three times. Each time the song has been re-recorded, it became a hit all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope the bbc sack both of them, but I doubt they will.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Think how much decent programming we could get
If they weren't spending Ross' salary on Ross...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# they could spend it on half-hour shows of kittens playing
I'd watch that any day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *starts petition to the PM*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# oh, yeah we could have 3 times as much quality programming like Merlin, Robin Hood, Doctor What and Torchwank!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Pfft!
What a twat he is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# don't see what all the fuss is about
Someone whos grand daughter is in a group called The Satanic Sluts has more things to worry about to be honest :D

and yes..she's a hotty
voluptua.livejournal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't spoil a Daily Mail story with facts
EDIT - oh its ok, the Mail have found out now and are showing her off
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1081087/Meet-Voluptua-burlesque-dancer-goth-centre-BBC-radio-prank.html

Tomorrow they'll turn back and burn her as a witch no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah,
but surely that isn't his fault....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ha!
"Miss Baillie has ambitions to become an actress"
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "...in straight-to-video under-counter classics"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm Sorry, She Comes In Barcelona
Vol 5
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahah, damn you and your office lollage worthy reply
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha who needs facts with pictures like these :)
viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=28396567

she's niice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# she's fucked
she's their glamourising knife play.

role of a villain here we come.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm sure her agent will be outraged at all the chat show invites she's getting..

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# To be honest
even if she dances burlesque, that's no reason to contact her GRANDPA and tell him you've fucked her, and you hope he doesn't hang himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# what if she was Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# She'd be 119, and should put them away.
:-)

It just smacks a bit of 'strippers aren't real people, they don't have feelings' to me. If she'd been a barrister or someone who wasn't an easy point of ridicule they wouldn't have done it.


So not only are they silly little boys without the brain power to come up with something both funny AND not likely to get them into trouble, but they're pussies n'all. (this last bit to be taken jovially)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hitler was a barrister?
wait, I've got this the wrong way round...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Why do I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# mustard
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it smacks of 'get her into the limelight by doing something outragous'

/cynical blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You think she planned this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I couldn't give a rats arse if she did
but I wouldn't be surprised..not..one..bit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# but you're prepared to judge as if she did, just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# YES YES I FUCKING AM!!
BURN THE GOTHIC WITCH AND HER COHORT BRAND!!


/mail reader.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I doubt she slept with Russel Brand without thinking this could get in to the papers
but I also doubt she thought he'd phone her grandad and tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Most celebrity/prole kiss and tells
start with the less famous of the two splashing it about the papers/airwaves.

I just feel a bit sorry for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# oh I don't feel sorry for her at all
she's probably relishing the attention and the "I fucked Russel Brand" kudos that I'm sure exists amongst some people. Plus you don't form a group called Satanic Sluts without wanting to get someone attention and Daily Mail readers riled :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# This is about consent.
She didn't consent for that information to be publicised, especially not to her granddad or the rest of the nation.

Well, it's about that to me anyway, and I'm a fucking HUGE fan of consent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^this
but saying that they could ring mine and he wouldn't mind.

they joys of being deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha didn't know about the 'hang himself' bit...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# So let me get this straight: The story is now...
"Attention seeking media whore claims to another attention seeking media whore live on air that he had sex with an attention seeking media whore"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha YES!!!

thank god someone else sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 'attention seeking media whore'
somebody who goes into radio/tv journalism etc, then. You don't get many shy agoraphobes on the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Leave me alone
i'm on my high horse
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I have no idea who this is or what the story behind this is
but in those two photos, whoever this is has a fucking nasty level of vacancy in her eyes.

I CAN SEE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF BAD LIFE CHOICES IN THOSE EYES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I love how on Sunday the BBC were reporting that they had had no complaints
then come Monday a day after the Daily Mail had run the story and 9 days after the event they had had 1500

I love people who have to be told that they are offended by something.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I phoned up to complain about the number of complaints
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I phoned up to complain that the complain line was busy but that complain line was busy also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I have actually called my local televisions to complain in the last month
mainly to suggest that not everyone in the nation likes every FTA channel to show sports, but fucking hell, I turn 30 soon and this kind of shit plays on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i phoned because i was lonely and they said it was a complaint!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I phoned by mistake
but I still got my fucking pizza

I showed those bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# they ( the mail ) should run
a tagline under each story. This kind of thing simply will not do. Call this number to register your indignation. Regular users can create an account at the website and register their next 50 complaints in advance to save time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
"What kind of country do we live in? Bring back hanging/the birch/On The Buses!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hangings on buses!
by jove! You've fucking saved blighty!

*informs daily mail*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "I can tolerate this post"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)