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[challenge entry] Pfft....

From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Horse Aids is funny
... if you're a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ... and then it's doubly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# everything is funny if you're a racist
they're such a cheerful bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Exactly.
Not like the sanctimonious, mung-bean eating vegetarians you get these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# eyeing everyone bitterly from over their steaming
bowl of lentils and soy sauce... lips pursed in a fixed grimace which is at the same time hateful but full of joy for how hateful they feel...

vegetarianism is the new puritanism. There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# How they love the feel of their impotent rage fuelling their self-rigteousness.
Next they'll be writing biting, satirical lyrics for folk songs they'll sing passionately down their local pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeuch...
Wetherspoons

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I was in a Wetherspoons yesterday
... I died a little bit, but I barely noticed because I was also hungover and deep in my dark thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# "that'll be £2.70 thanks very much sir. We'll be right over with your things, have a nice day..."
"drop dead..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
sad horsey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Man walk into a fishmongers with a salmon over his shoulder
"One fish cake please" says the man.
"Why? You've got a lovely salmon there" asks the fishmonger.
"It's his birthday"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
Good one though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)