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# If my body's like that when I'm in my late 40s you'll not get me OUT of a unitard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# She has the body of a teenage boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Oh I don't know, she's not entirely titless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# She is horrendous looking,
tits or no tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'd rather snuggle up next to Madonna and all her corners
than ProlapseFace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Who the hell is Prolapseface?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Angelina 'Will attempt anything to be interesting' Jolie.
Mouth like a distended rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh fucking hell!
I don't find her attractive in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i was surprised that she could have kids, modern science eh...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# she is better than cher. although I'll admit to fwapping the turn back time vid.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That is like comparing having your arm ripped off by a bear
to getting your leg eaten by Piranhas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# they are female, hence at least moderately attractive.
try and see these from my perspective
img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070824/madonna_l.jpg
artfiles.art.com/images/-/Cher-Photograph-C12142223.jpeg
even this isn't the worst:
www.nsboogie.com/wallpaper/britney_spears_in_lingerie_wallpaper.jpg

dubious on the sfw thing, scantily clad singers.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Like most teenage boys these days

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# a teenage boy covered with vericose veins
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Aye.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'd give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pffft
"unitard"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I got in a unitard once
She got a first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# to be honest, most girls i've hd similar discussions with say this,
but they've only ever seen her in photos and on TV, i bet regardless of how trim she is, her body, when uncovered, is fucking repugnant.

I don't care how much money you have/work you've had done, at that age, you will never have a sexy bod. it's an impossibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Sorry, nobody aged over their mid 40s is sexy?
What a load of tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# He didn't say that.
He said sexy bod naked. And I concur.

Doesn't stop me wanting to boff Cherie Lunghi though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# When I'm in my late 40s, I'll be nothing but sexy with my kit off.
If you honestly think that no naked person in their late 40s and up is sexy, I really am going to feel for you when you hit that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Felicity Kendall
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Zoe Wanamaker.
Mmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hmm... perhaps... though she does look a bit like a Riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yes!
Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I did not at any point say that women over 40 aren't sexy.
If you read my post, I did say that I would boff Cherie Lunghi who is well over 40!

I am just concuring with the sentiment that women over 40, in the most part, will be more wrinkly and have more stretch marks than women in their 20s. I don't think you can argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes...
the things that you mentioned are part of reality, they don't define sexiness and beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I'm not doing
I just think it's really sad to say

'I don't care how much money you have/work you've had done, at that age, you will never have a sexy bod. it's an impossibility.'

Stretch marks? That's a mark of being a woman. We have hips, tits, and sometimes we make babies. For fuck sake, no wonder women get so stressed out about the way they look. As soon as our skin starts to show that we're not 15 any more everyone seems to give up on us.

I've got stretch marks. There. I said it. Know why?

I've gone through puberty.

Although by all means, chase young girls when you hit your 40s. You won't look like a dirty old pervert at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# um...that quote wasn't sushi, it was flange....
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I know, that's who I was speaking to before sushi interjected, and the point we've been discussing to a greater or lesser degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# One of the most attractive women I know (and would happily happily bop)
is about 43.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# there's a woman who works as secretary in our institute...
probably pushing 60, but cute as a button, and an impressive arse.

As for Madonna, I just find her ugly, always have. Nothing to do with her age.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I think she's in damn fine condition for her age
but could possibly go to the gym less. Lose a bit of manarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes, that too.
but I've never liked her face. I find it odd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Michelle Pfeiffer is 50 and I would knob her into her 60s if she asked me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Another one that's getting better with age.
See also: Julianne Moore, Laura Linney....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)