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#

Click for 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahah
wargames ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# wargames you say?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# such an awesome film
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# may I strongly suggest that you don't bother with the sequel,
in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# this
x 100000000
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Sequel?
You mean the film which is a bit similar in plot, with no way to sell it, so we'll call it Wargames 2.
That one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That'd be the one...
Also - I love your sig....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ta!.
I'm doing nowt today.

The walls are ready for painting ,but they can wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Quite Right. They'll be there in the morning, after all.
or will they......?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I do hope so.
What will keep the roof up!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Cables, attached to ducks.
Ducks saving the day again.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Never underestimate the power of ducks.
Or give them guns...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# never knock a nail in with a duck.
never iron a bomb.
never hug soot.
never lick a beehive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# for the last one, it's certainly true
especially if it happens to be sitting atop La Winehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Arf!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i ♥ kliban
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# no no no
you're clearly describing US Marshalls in relation to the Bearded Doctor who was wrongly accused runs away instead of lodging an appeal
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha ^^THIS^^
what fucking dick, he's a doctor for fucks sake, i'm sure he could afford a lawyer who could get him off the charge, even if he did do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# who cares? it was still great to see tommy lee jones in action
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# They made a sequel?
I have to see this, despite your warning.

I've got 'Lost Boys 2: The Lost Tribe' downloaded and waiting for a time when I'm really really drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Woo. TOAP alert....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Noted
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I was going to put 'Global thermonuclear war'
but it wouldn't all fit on one line :(

Greetings Professor Falcon!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Haha ;)
Tic Tac Toe?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Americans in irony getting shocker!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Back in 1999, when I first went to the US, I was hanging around in Berkley.
It was genuinely shocking to hear Americans saying intelligent things. I realised I'd become so accustomed to hearing the accent then the words being idiotic that I had to double-take when they turned out to be just as smart as anyone elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# i have a similar problem
whenever i go to bristol. Exacerbated by one of my (late) mate's points that no matter what you say, be it the solution to the Higgs Boson conundrum, or Churchill's victory speech, if said in a deep bristollian accent, you sound like a moron.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# West Country accents can do that.
I had a friend at uni who was from Bristol. It was a bit odd to hear a voice that should have talked about tractors discussing archaeology.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
conken
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You say 'ken', I say 'con'
Let's call the whole thing off!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# but i've already got the dress :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# But...
I thought I was the one wearing the dress? Oh to hell with it, let's have a lesbian wedding. Kiss me you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'll get Nararatanitolirolitavirovirova
to do the ceremony
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ALL-OUT SUPERPOWER CONFRONTATION!
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ANGEL DELIGHT
/Lee Mack's Nan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :)
shepherd's
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bush
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Trimmed nicely at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Gee thanks!
Now I've got the Lighthouse Family stuck in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you must have a huge head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Nicely...
wasn't there a version that goes "Red Sky in the Morning, Four Minute Warning"?

Edit: Defcon FTW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oo possibly.
I've not heard it, but I'm not surprised somebody's done something similar before.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm not for an instant taking away from you, sir
rest assured.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I rest assured.
There used to be a chap on here (the username escapes me) who seemed to have done a picture on the theme of almost everything. I got accustomed to the idea very quickly that on the internet (as in life) someone else has always done it before. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I wish someone had done my job before
Then, I could go home now instead of 4 and a half hours from now...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *hugs*
at least you're being useful instead of being stuck in the house with shitty daytime t.v.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# They have,
they just undid it all afterwards. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Ah - so that's why....
All is now clear. They could have tidied up the desk a bit....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe woo.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# There used to be a game for the Amstrad and Commdore 64, ZX Spectrum etc.
forget the name now Theatre Europe, but I liked very much the term "Warm Puppy" as a tactical nuclear strike - but it always ended in all out confrontation and "Game Over" - damn spoil sports - I wanted to win at Nuclear Proliferation!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You're bonkers you are
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I was being ironic - nobody wins at war whatever type it is.
nonetheless I have here this red button *finger hovers over*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# red sky at night
barn's on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Threads.
Scariest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# We were made to watch that at school!
Gave me nightmares for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It still gives me nightmares now.
It's completely unrelenting in its bleakness. I love it but fucking hell. It shits me up as it is, but if I'd have lived around Sheffield at the time I would have lost my fucking mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I've got it on VHS somewhere, I remember it was on BBC4 a while back
Too scared to watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Still scares me to this day!!
/Lives in Sheff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# oh my god, this^
i live in sheffield.

that makes it ten times scarier
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# wtf is threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# A docu-drama about what would happen in the event of a nuclear war.
Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Fuck, just reading that has made me feel sick
Edit: Sorry I took my link away. I'll put it back here...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ah, right
clicked on both links, it definitely looks worth a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Loved Threads as it was very close to what it might actually be like
extremely scary. I've been down to archives under Sheffield City Council's City Hall known as the "Eggboxes" due it's strange design. The Eggboxes is no longer there although I really hope that the bunker still exists filled with some councillors concreted up under the new offices that are there now...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Bright sky at night...
Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# thats ace :)


would you like to play a game?
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You just lost the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)