never knock a nail in with a duck.
never iron a bomb.
never hug soot.
never lick a beehive.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49,
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for the last one, it's certainly true
especially if it happens to be sitting atop La Winehouse.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51,
archived)
Arf!
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Super Jet Shoes,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58,
archived)
pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05,
archived)