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# Your battenburg is dead.
You won't be wanting it now, right?

I could....*ahem*...dispose of it for you. No charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# it'll taste of fags
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Like me, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes but the fags will taste of battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'll keep it for your b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# That's ages away, it'll have gone off by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I want to dig four little tunnels so I can smoke four fags at once through a battenburg, then eat said battenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# That, except not cigarettes.
Lovely battenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# this is what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# It's understandable. I'm amazing and you're only human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# She is, you know
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *posts cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# are you ill?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# SPLIFFS.
Like I'd ever stop smoking. What'd make me cool then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ...
tits?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Tits do not maketh the cool guy.
If that were the case Michael Winner'd be the British Fonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Aaaaaay, it's only a commercial Mrs Cunningham.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's just a Potsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Calm down Potsy, the men's bogs is my "office"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# a third nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Closest I've got to one of those is a freckle.
Will that do? I could put some milk on it if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# everyone knows milk is cool
that's why mr. t drinks it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I don't anymore.
The closest I get to milk is the cheese I've got in my fridge, and I only bought that because it's called Tickler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# a damn fine reason to buy it.
i still enjoy the odd glass of ice-cold moo juice, despite the belly rumblings afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)