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[challenge entry] Dear Santa...

From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ...at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# How sick could we get do you reckon?
.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm getting pretty far just by myself
I dread to think what would happen with a combined effort
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Sorry kids, Fluffy had an "accident"!
Do you want to see the photos your mother and I took?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I'll warrant Lassie takes it every which way
The dirty little bitch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha! *makes mental note to inform nephews*
Have a ... spanged gremlin:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Mogwai
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Nah is a gremlin from the fillum Gremlins, innit?
What I spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Mogwai...
gremlin was the evil one innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh right.
OK. It's a spanged mogwai.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yay taiwan turkey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# you have to pay for a turkey
but you can go down to the shelter and get a puppy for free! yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Indeed, a puppy isn't just for Xmas
The leftovers often last until the 27th.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)