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From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# arf!
needs more drunken spewing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# and ties round heads
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and traffic cones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# an photocopied arses
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and trying it on with the ofice hottie...
even though you're old enough to be her Grandad and ugly enough to be sitting on a church roof somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# if she's pissed enough, she'll let you.
you just have to discover the right level.
of course, if you're really ugly, drunk enough is perilously close to comatose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hehehee
spits coffee at monitor
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# comatose has its advantages
you can do her up the wrong 'un and she can't complain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *takes incriminating photos*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh bloody hell
not again

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# just you wait
they've got mary magdalene booked as the stripper for later
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# phwoar!
i've heard she's been ridden all over galilee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yeahs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# this is
lovelylicious
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you've got it all wrong
Jesus was a baby at christmas, then died the following easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# yeh but Christmas was also his Birthday party!
get out of that one, Rommel!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# he only got one set of presents
for our sins
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# in thy mercy - make it a big presie as I only get one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# classic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
"Oi Judas, pass the feckin' Shiraz down, will ya?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice! I likes your illustrative style.
Let me put this tenuously linked one here.
Cheeses in a Manger

Click for bigger
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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That is *so* clicked...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Tesco value Christmas hamper??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] even more tenuously
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I like to think that this cute little guy is being beamed up to a space station.
you may too. Or you can add your own. The little cure guy does not mind. Cos he's got lots'o'legs.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# he's meant to be underwater
and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# yes I know he's meant to be underwater.
but he's being beamed up. poor little thing.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yes
finally someone recognises Tarvusday.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# CHEEEEEESSEEEES OOOF CHHHHRRRIIIIIIIISSSST!
Behold!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hehe..
my old bosses son asked him what book he wanted him to read for his bedtime story, and offered to read a little festive one on jesus they had bought him. He said.. oooh great I love jesus. At they point my boss thought his little boy had become a bible basher without him knowing, until he said, 'yes, me and mummy tried loads of it a the shops, it's lovely!'.

;-) good job done there chap!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I like this long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)