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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# "... On the night of Grungers,
saw them wurdling round about,
armed with Rubber Plungers".

/Rumpo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# of the Bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *corrects self*
It actually goes like this:
Good King Boroslav looked out,
On a feast of grungers,
Saw them whirdling 'round about,
Armed with rubber plungers.

Brightly shone their moolies then,
With their possetts glowing.
He knew not from whence they came,
But 'e knew where they were going!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I was actually thinking of you yesterday :)
I was having a discussion with some people about how terrible comedy generally is nowdays, but how much of a genius Sir Ronald Barker was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# The dvds were in the post this morning fella
sorry for delay, was a hectic weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# No worries at all :D
I was out all weekend anyhoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i did much the same thing but with Flanders and Swann
"Who made this circuit up for you, anyway? Bought it in a shop? Oooh, what a horrible shoddy job they fobbed you off with with.
Surprised they let you have it in this room anyway, the acoustics are all wrong. If you raise the ceiling four feet... put the fireplace from that wall to that wall... you'll still only get the stereophonic effect if you sit in the bottom of that cupboard.
I see... I see you've got your negative feedback coupled in with your push-pull-input-output. Take that across through your redded pickup to your tweeter, if you're modding more than eight, you're going to get wow on your top. Try to bring that down through your pre-amp rumble filter to your woofer, what'll you get? Flutter on your bottom!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
I've an opera here that you shan't escape,
On miles and miles of recording tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
We're terribly House & Garden at number 7B,
We live in a most amusing Mews, ever so very contemporary.
We're terribly House & Garden - the money that one spends
To make a place that won't disgrace our House & Garden friends.
We've planned an uninhibited interior decor,
Curtains made of straw,
We've wallpapered the floor.
We don't know if we like it
But at least be can be sure:
There's no place like home sweet home.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# his cordwangle were chilly-o
so she huffed on it like billio
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Your skills are exemplary!

How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep Pan, Crisp and Even! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Can you get Deep Pan and Crispy?
* I thought they were either Deep Pan OR This and Crispy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Oh shut up!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# depends if you batter and deep fry them or not
... but if you don't batter them how do you stop the topping coming off the when you put them in the fryer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
I want a shouting cone -- I think I could make good use of one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I think I'll use that little phrase on "carollers" this year.
Through a megaphone and everything.

Also, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)