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[challenge entry] Long time reader, first time poster

From the Advertising the Unusual challenge. See all 352 entries (closed)

(ugeine, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# He's pissed his left arse cheek.
So THAT'S what gonorrhea does.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# One time I text this pic, and she was all like "That's well good"
and I said "Fucking right bitch" then she sucked my outline and I subscript all over her images.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# welcome new poster
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# hmm
Cheers! Shit, looks like I can't spell.
(ugeine, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# -_-...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# boxer puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# he's leaking coolant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Uhm, okay.

Thanks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Cheer up, mediocre!
There's a new magazine for us all to buy!
www.tractorcollection.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# £8?! for a magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# kerching!
"As a subscriber, I will automatically receive binders as they become due, at £4.99 (€9.50) and any special issues that Hachette may publish from time to time."

heh

edit: free luxury watch

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# also tanks
tanks.deagostini.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucks sake
shoes.deagostini.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I would have been interested in that a few years ago but not anymore.
I'm an ex-tractor fan.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah
They're bad for the circulation.
The local fan company sent me a day-by-day guide for next year, but it was covered in plugs for their products. It was an Ad Vent calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# man, that blows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I saw that advert yesterday.
I thought it was a joke, even after they showed the first edition tractor on its little plinth at the reduced £1.99. Then it ended. I was confused.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# FUCKYEA!

That also reminds me of this book
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# That's a Ferguson T20, the earlier one with the TVO tank and the small petrol starter tank.
It pre-dates the Massey merger and so the whole fucking magazine is a fucking farce.

A farce I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I have learned many eons ago not to believe a single word in magazines
as they are written by highly skilled "journalists" who, when facts are absent just make shit up because like, actual journalism's hard and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Although ms paint is superior;
(Aatxe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# i thought that was jeccy's 'woman' for a second
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Gonnerhea
not as posh as chlamydia
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)