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(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Skinny women:
For guys who want to pretend they are buggering boys.






Seriously, I don't understand the appeal. I have reached out while boffing skinny women in the dark and had trouble finding the hips... It's just not as good.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I cant help being skinny :(
My b/f says larger women can take a pounding better than skinny girls (in a sexual way, I dont mean he goes around thumping women).
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Well he shouldn't say that.
I've appreciated the lipodeficient women in my life sincerely, they were crazy good (as in they were good but they were crazy but they were crazy good too.

I just don't like seeing hatey stuff about the ones that were in fact my favourites.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I'm not really hating on fatties, s'only a joke
Damn, I knew this would be a contraversial joke.

I'll make a pic about skinny chicks to make up for it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
# It's not controversial
Now if she was a disabled black lesbian...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# FWWWOOOOAAARRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# It's just that it's not easy for them, and it's not really a choice in (maybe) most cases.
I've never been out-hiked by a big woman but when we practice the same lifestyle they do just get different results.

Um, I've not posted any image in years, so you're still doing better by b3ta than I... Carry on with random shopping, KTHXBY
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] There
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Now that makes me hate in a good way!
But if that's an unshopped pic someone needs help (sammich alert!).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I think it's real
And it scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Medium sized women FTW
Whatever "Medium sized" means, whatever's comfy.

I should so be asleep right now (drunk posting FTL).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I was thinkign neat 'shop skills
but if that's real then...wow...eeeeew
(Aatxe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah, they're pretty much only good for doing it missionary with the lights on
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)
# what's wrong with fat chicks?
I got snogged by one. Best I've got.

Now, I'm contemplating my chances with a bird with interesting arm hair
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Nothing wrong with them
They can guzzle down man-sausage like nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# interesting in what way?
how it is braided or something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I thought that too
morning teh kss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)
# morning :D
hope all is well

damn it's cold - so of course i'm going to wander into town (and see how many other shops have died)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# It's cold here too
but other than that, all is well :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it's just there. and she's quite nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:06, archived)
# *ahem*
I tend to think that if they don't bother with hair removal/lightening that means that they are:

More intelligent than average

Have a strong personality

Have no tolerance for bullshit


... You might imagine that I've spent quality time talking with interesting lesbians when I could have been hitting on boring "hot chicks", and you would be right.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# i did wonder about the lezbo possiblity but I don't think so
but the more intelligent than average is confirmed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
'ningles, a late happy new year ya all! Back to work today.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Happy new year
Sorry you have to be at work. I'm a benefits leech, so I dont feel your pain :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)