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(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# FUNITURE!
Oh, the possibilities.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# eating a burger has not helped me.
if anything I feel worse now. i'm definatly going to die. i have to sit in a tiny car that smells like feet for 4 hours

edit: but i am on the popular page so i'm dead chuffed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Stick the window down, drink the cool air like it's water.
I'd not have said a burger was the best idea. Any carrots knocking around the house?

Go and get some orange juice and put a half teaspoon of salt in it. Actually it might not be half a teaspoon, I don't know.

*hug* poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# we'll see how things go
yay car!

byes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# You've changed your tune, bloody more fickle than I am.
Bye duck, have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
EDIT: Oooooh! Bargin on Argos site!!!



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# How can you afford not to?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I know!!!
I'll buy eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I saw a nice one in Tesco.
Little cheeses for 49p, or two for the bargain price of 1.49
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# On a similar note
This amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EDIT: Oh. Just proves a fool and their money are easily parted. I remember looking and finding about 50 people selling Britney's hair when she lobbed it off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# /added link html but not link text.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# You big ninny!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Do they look like cars?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# with those reductions, you could buy their entire stock, and sell them for a profit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Monkey Bush = automatic image intrigue.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *hangs head*
Politi-fetish revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I was going for the capuchin vagina link myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Psssh, capuchins.
I'm more of a Howler man, me.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Filthy, filthy bitch.
*shuffles a bit closer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# carbon neutral?
I'm carbon ambivalent

*burns stuff at random*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# OW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# the last people standing on earth will be pyromaniacs
they'll only be standing briefly because they'll be on fire

but I think there's a moral there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I have a moral.
*proffers it proudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# oh, it looks nice
can I touch it?

I promise I've washed my hands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ok, but be very careful
after that one I've got none more left.

I actually have lots of morals, as it goes. So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
I got loads of morals too

loose ones

all over the place :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ah
Isn't that what we used to call an arsonist before the PC language came in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# dunno, there's still a lot of arson about
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Lots of arson about on b3ta too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha!
very punny
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Man, you'll get flamed to buggery with such fiery punnage.
Consider this your final warming.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)