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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# want want want
got want got
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# No no no
What you need is alan keys on a rack. Spiral bound rings always fall apart. You had to buy them before Ikea you know!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# There are few more painful things to find in one's shoes than allen keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# scorpiens
three pin plugs
crazy bones
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Three pin plugs?
I wear dainty ladyshoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# 1 pin plugs then
more p per si then...makes it ever worse
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Tigers
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You're being silly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Well don't come crawling to me when it happens to you
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I won't, I'll come hopping to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Make sure the tiger isn't following you
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's your animal magnetism.
I'm so sorry, I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, I do have problems with that.
There's a turtle stuck to my leg right now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's not a turtle that's a massive, pulsating boil.
It smells of parmesan and magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Whatever it is, I'm going to kill it and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oooooh let me burst it
I'm one of those weird women that loves doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# My girlfriend is obsessed with squeezing my spots.
She hunts for them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# So do I.
Not yours.


Right, I'm off, I've got shit to do. Bye bye, otherporsche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# lego. specifically 1x2 stud brick.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# When I was little, I both loved lego and had a thick carpet.
It's a deadly combination.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hurts, doesn't it?
*winces at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I probably still have a few blocks embedded in my feet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# There's no lego in my house.
I know how upsetting that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# on my desk right now is a replica powerloader I made out of lego about 15 years ago. (to scale with a technic lego figure)
when people see it, they often ask where the hell I bought it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I used to like sucking the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# now THAT is brilliant a euphemism :D
*restrains self from making naughty jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I did, though.
There was a playmobil lady as well, she had a nice rubber hat that I'd suck as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I hear it makes him very tyred.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# you're taking the piston
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Wheel have to do better than this
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# When I were a kid...
I would've loved a set.

My parent's were however, smart enough to know that they preferred household items to remain intact.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i'll take 12 !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Awkshully,
It is Allen™ (of Allen Manufacturing Company, Hartford, Conn.)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_wrench


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# i know
that's kind of the gag...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)