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[challenge entry] CLIP!


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MUG!
BRICK!

From the Advertising the Unusual challenge. See all 352 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Those crazy advertising folk, WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?!
'Lo Red ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Ning Rapey!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Going pretty well,
Listening to Plymouth v Arsenal on the radio, finishing off the last of the cold meat.


And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Forest Green are beating Derby 2-0 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop! to quote your name.
My mate is on the bench for Forest Green. Number 15, Preece. Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Two kids who go to my school are on the bench for Argyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Cheers Gerry!
How are you this fine Saturday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# just woken
drinking coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I only woke up half an hour ago too.
Pretty shabby really for grown men :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Arf.
Paper clips hold my life together.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Exactly!
That is why they should be advertised more :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I think thye should be advertised as being more "extreme" than they are.
"THIS PAPER CLIP HOLDS PAPER TOGETHER IN EXTREME TEMPERATURES AND EVEN IN SPACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Don't be so stupid!
Paperclips don't work in space, or in extreme temperatures you idiot! That would just be false advertising!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Let's sue.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# THEY DO SO.
And what about paper clips with little spikes in them to grip the paper better?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No they don't.
They crack if it is below -10, and melt if it is warmer than 40.

Also, that would just be a knife then you idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I said "little spikes", not, "huge fuck-off blades".
And what if they're made of TITANIUM or something?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I wonder if they're like zips, with one company in the world making almost all of them.
Bet you've all got YKK on your zips.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ha! Jokes on you!
As I don't, because I am wearing a smelly Belgian Funnel Neck Zipper and I have buttons on my Jeans! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Damn you and your atypical clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
If it makes you feel better, the other pair of jeans that are next to me have YKK on the zip :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *mumbles something about not even caring*
*rubs eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *punches in the kidney*
Gutted! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# *buttoned jeans high-five*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *needs a wee and thus has to undo my belt just to get at my todger*
Boo to buttons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Ah, I've managed to perfect the art of undoing buttons without disturbing the belt.
It can be done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I can do it on my other buttony ones,
as they are old and soft, but I hardly ever wear these ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Nope! It's just got a D on it, and some numbers...
[Edit] Actually, it says it on the one on my pance. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Fffuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I got a big paper clip in a cracker at Christmas.
It was great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# O Rly?
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was even jealous of the shoehorn
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Who got the screwdrivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I got a set of them a few years ago and still use them.
One of those little fold up things with a few different heads. More useful than a big paper clip.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oxygen: FUCK YES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# OXYGEN!
Helping people breathe easier since it was invented in Zimbabwe in the 50's!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Those wacky Zimbabwiasians eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# How do you make a catapult from a paper clip?
I feel this is something my schooldays missed out on.
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)