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# Don't be so stupid!
Paperclips don't work in space, or in extreme temperatures you idiot! That would just be false advertising!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Let's sue.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# THEY DO SO.
And what about paper clips with little spikes in them to grip the paper better?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No they don't.
They crack if it is below -10, and melt if it is warmer than 40.

Also, that would just be a knife then you idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I said "little spikes", not, "huge fuck-off blades".
And what if they're made of TITANIUM or something?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)