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[challenge entry] Get old...NOW!

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(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# lol
except by the time we get old thee retirement age will be 120!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# my parents have always hated buses and never used them
but since they've both turned 60 they both use the buses all the time purely because it's free - even though they still don't like buses and can easily afford to drive their nice cars.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Llllllllet's get ready to grrrrrrrumblllllle!
Also, I've just been outside, and fuck me it's cold.

A frozen over bucket of water supported my weight - what is this, Siberia?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Didn't you get the memo?
The UK is over populated. We've driven up the price of fuel and plunged the temperature of the weather to try and knock off as many wrinklies as we can.
THey're only a drain on society after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, I see
I love winter :3
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# The only downside is ther'es going to be a huge surplus of peppermints
and all the bus tour companies will go bankrupt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *orders polos in bulk*
I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# No just the small round ones in tins.
But on the plus side we won't have a problem finding a vacant park bench.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Once the corpses of pensioners have been cleared off, of course
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yes
Their cadavars shall be sent to feed the starving in Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I've just realised something.
Those little round peppermints are probably from the holes in Polos!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Possible Es for the elderly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# haha
nice! When I'm old, I'm going to pretend to be deaf :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I'm going to be a dirty old man:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# You mean you're not at the minute? :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I'm just not that old.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# What do you mean, 'going to be'?
;)

*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# you mis-spelt
"GRHUMBLE"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Thanks
You're all very kind. Or just easily pleased
(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)