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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Lard does not make it all right!
/two pints
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# ah, lovely ignore button and the gross is gone
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# use hide - no ignore
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# New AND Improved?
They improved lard? Genius!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Lard should be advertised!
Best of all the cooking fats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Apart from Goose Fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yummy!
Tatties roasted in goose fat.
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# oh, the rich girl uses vaseline, the poor girl uses lard...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You're getting it wrong...
...if you're cooking your chips in vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# what about axle grease?
it's what dinah uses
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Much better
adds a smoky flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# lard lard we all love lard
if you don't you are a 'tard
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# That . . . is like . . . so . . . PHAT !
Manteca . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
Whacha do, if, like, you got a nice big cheese sarnie in wun han', and a lump a laaard in the other? Ya throws away the sandwich, and ya eats the lard.

Loooovely. Mmm, lump a laaard.

(-Rob Newman - Mary Whitehouse Experience)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)