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[challenge entry] I like cheese.

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I do like cheese, but I don't like the smell of feet

Please advise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)
# You need a peg
For the smell.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Well I like cheese that smells of feet but not the smell of feet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I like feet
That smell of cheese, but thats just my personal fetish.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yes, me too
this confuses me somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Yes a good cheese needs to be stored away from human noses
and leaks when you cut into it. It should also have a name that uses either the name of a part of the body, a rank in the clergy or end in -aaarg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I think Reverend Pancreas would be great name for cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Bishop Rectum wouldn't be a good name, however.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# THere is a bishop's finger
for some strange reason it smells of choirboy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you know, I'll never be able to drink Bishop's Finger ale with a straight face ever again....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Good good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# "Contains nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# So do my trousers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Bishops coccyx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Pope's Bladder
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Cardinal's Intestine
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Altarboy Thyroid
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Deacon's Nipple Yaaaarg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Sister Uterus
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pope's Cock Deluxe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# avoid cheese that smells like feet
It's a rule that's served me well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Strange
I've always followed avoid feet that smell of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This works as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] unrelated... except its a compo repost
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Yays it's started to snow!
I have Aussies going mental as most have never seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Right, so if it's snowing in London now
It should be here in what, half an hour?

*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# No the District line has suspended services.
It's stopped now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# it's snowing here too
but i can't see any aussies at present.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# They do make quite a splatting sound when they hit the ground:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *SPLAT*
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I'm Aussie!!!!!
It's 32 degrees here and i'm going to get another cold beer




EDIT: This is true, I have never seen snow fall.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# surely you can do better than tooheys new...
And I've seen snow fall. It's pretty boring to be honest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN TASMANIA
All you mainland fuckers are unaustralian for not recognising the snow in your own country.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I grew up in the blue mountians. It snowed enough here for me to know what it looks like
and to know what a snowball in the face is like.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I spent my first nine years in Winmalee (near Springwood)
Mt Wellington (overlooking Hobart) has snow for around six months of the year. We made igloos and slept in them as a school project.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I wanna igloo :(
hasn't snowed here for ages. I'm in Wentworth Falls.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I used to go for bushwalks around there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I was in Bilpin the other day
There's a place there that makes the best apple pies
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I think it's also been done near Cradle Mountain?
I was down there a long time ago, and I'm sure it was in one of the local rags
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Cradle mountain gets a lot of snow
yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# SO DOES INCEST!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I loathe Tooheys
Of late i've had a taste for St Arnou or Little Creatures
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# sensible. very sensible. I kinda like Amsterdam lager, not bad for 30 bucks a case.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I don't like this idea that young people have
this idea that imported beers are better
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I've seen snow here, but just haven't seen it fall
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# shampoo your hair but don't rinse it. When it drys, scratch your head.
this is k3b/-\b's snow simulator.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# It's "Head and Shoulders" time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# It's ok
we pulled a few british people out the water a week or so ago

they went swimming at the beach at two in the morning. While they were really pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes - The sharks like the Poms
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'd say the opposite was true if they weren't always crying on the news
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I prefer the smell of feet that has blue mould
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# om nyom nyom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)