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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hah, good.
I've got hair. It's not like Catherine Tate's at all.



shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Debbie McGee?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *buys some for little Trellis*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I was bald until I was 18 months ish, apparently.
And very averse to trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# She's worn it all off at the back bless her
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Awwwww, little poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Mini-bucket did that too
And he got a flat head :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# My sister's hair
was so fine and blonde as a child that the poor thing looked almost bald up until she was around 4 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *nods* I know the feeling.
Did she have the excellent accusations of bleaching and albinism when she got older? There's a reason I dye it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# it thickened up and oddly went a quite
mousy light brown after her first sprog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *widens eyes and clutches hair protectively*
I'm going to have to shave mine off when I get pregnant anyway. No hair dye/henna for me when I'm pregnant, and I'm not going to be two-tone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's just urban myth about not dying your hair when pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Really? Ooooooooh. I hope so.
I really don't fancy pulling a Private Benjamin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It's something to do with the level of chemicals used.
They tested it on various creatures using ENORMOUS amounts of gunk, and some of them had poorly babies. But there's no definite link, and there's no chance you'd come into contact with THAT much gloop anyway. It's all cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Awesome.
I don't use proper dye anyway, I fucked my hair good and proper doing that (twice a month for 8ish years)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I googled "pregnant and bald"
Could work....

Don't google it at work though!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'd obviously paint another face on my tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm wondering if I was just very drunk
or I actually recall seeing a pregnant belly with a halloween pumpkin painted on it last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I got some hair for christmas, but some kid set fire to it

I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ace
"Now with added strengthulinium and shineraria - because you're a fucking girl and we honestly think you're stupid enough to get taken in by such blatently lazy pseudo-scientific terminology."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# The best thing for shiny hair is cider vinegar and rinsing in cold water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
#
cider vinegar and rinsing in cold water

vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'm not sticking my hair to my head, my name's not Takesha.
Terrible racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Dr Craig's hot sperm gargle
is also quite good as a hair conditioner. I tell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Bleurgh, you horrible beast.
Still, that's Mancunian girls for you *ducks*...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# bah it's a fad, hair today - gone tomorrow
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I need more hair.
/receding blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# imagine the hairy possibilities
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)