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[challenge entry] war so funny

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# yeah, wars are fucking hillarious.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# This is only 200 % of the story.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# oh yeah why should i care if yooooouuu ever get killed?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Because it'll cut off your allowance, son.
You'll have to get a job.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I can't see your picture
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# well its just a picture of two american soilders and the text on it says "dur we dumb soilders we kill people because we dumb and gay"
for a synopsis look for the devendra banhart cover of xiu xiu's support our troops.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I can't download mp3s at work
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Y? ARE YOU 2 DUM LOL?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# then dont worry about it:
Did you know you were going to shoot off the top of a 4 year old girl's head
and then look across her car-seat down into her skull and see into her throat
and did you know that her dad would say to you. "Please sir, can i take her body home?"
oh wait! you totally did know that that would happen!
'cause you're a jock who's too stupid and too greedy and too unmotivated to do anything else but still be the biggest and still do what other people tell you to do.
you did it to still be a winner
you shot your grenade launcher into people's windows and into the doors of people's houses
but you wanted to shoot it into someone
just to watch them blow up
why should I care if you get killed?





(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I can't join the army
I'm at work
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Wow
that's some serious fucking filter they've got in place where you work.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:17, archived)
# You can poke fun...
...but that text is crossing the line. If these brave men and women didn't enlist, you'd be made to.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)
# if no one enlisted who would make him?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I haven't read your reply
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# WELCOME TO IGNORE, BUSTER
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# sometimes (actually most of the time)
you know a post is by Dr D before you've scrolled down.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# this compo dumb
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# WURRRRRR
 

 
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# No
Its cos THEY are gay and dumb.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# *el*oh*el*
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# this
isnt funny
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# this
is really funny
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Huh? How's that amusing?
At the risk of sounding like my primary school principal, "You're not being clever, you're just being juvenile". Am I missing something terribly funny here?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)