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[challenge entry] Oh, that.


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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)
# 1) THE GROUND IS VERY BIG AND HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)
# 2) THE GROUND COVERS MUCH OF THE EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# 3) Read 1 and 2 again
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I NEED NEW JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO PERSECUTE MINORITIES ON YOUR COMPUTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# SHOOT 'EM, GAS 'EM, STAB 'EM, DROWN 'EM, JUST FUCKING KILL 'EM I SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Be kind--one of the b3tan's relatives died in a concentration camp.
*fell off the machine gun tower*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 3:59, archived)
# actually that's my manifesto on furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# My grandad rescued 20 people
his diary is in the war museum.

That means I'm allowed to gas 19 more jews
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
# YOU'RE THE AUSTRALIAN LEADER OF HAMAS!
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# Man, I was watching that show the other day 'The Amazing Race'
That was a deceptive title for the show.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I did try and watch it once, but just couldn't get into it.
What happened on that episode?
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# Whatever happened, there weren't nearly enough jews
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# WHEN I BEAT OFF YOU CAN LICK THE SEAT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and here was i wantin g to use Easy Off BAM!
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# START>SETTINGS>CONTROL PANEL>USER ACCOUNTS. THEN CLICK *PERSECUTE MINORITIES"
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# Ah
I was looking under Language and Regional Settings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:02, archived)
# You won't find the minorities there. They're so minor that sometimes the only way to locate and eradicate them is in the Windows registry.
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# I've been using a 3rd party app
I'm sick of Microsoft having the monopoly on good persecution software
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# What's it called? Is it shareware?
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# Per-C-Cute Pro
Home Edition
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I tried that program
But it didn't work to well. I bought it from some guy called Heinrich Himmler, he said it was good
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# I usually use that
but sometimes I use Dagobash GT - it's specialised but it's great against those dagos.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# THE TITLE IS ON THE BACK!
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?! ONE ONE ELEVENTY1111!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I wondered who would notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# THE BLOODY MANUAL IS IN JAPANESE
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# hes reading the anime version dummy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKE.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# yes!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# :D A few things he should know about octopi on jets.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# kawaii
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# WHAT WRONG ABOUT THAT???//
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# hear, hear! A back cover kindred spirit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I awoke unexpectedly in the middle of the night.
I knew there was a reason.
IMAGE SIZE!:P

EDIT: Was rob especially contracted by The Daily Mail for this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# eh eh eh, thought i could sneak it past when no one was looking
Edit: RIS on rob & Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# The compo sounds just like the thing that the Daily Mail would happily use to fill up a couple of pages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Dunno if that's good or bad, but I'm safe here in the States
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# It means that a large corporation will make lots of lovely money out of our images.
by printing them in their newspaper.
The last time it was recession ones. They filled two pages with them. I believe if you were to pay for then in advertising it's cost something in the region of £200,000.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# They won´t profit from mine
as they are mostly goatse and paintmashed shit.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# That's why I was talking to someone else:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I'll try to control my urges for size in the future :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:25, archived)
# THat's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# hahahh--go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Oh no you're not. The NSA, CIA, FEMA and FBI are watching you right now and recording everything you type.
So you have to be nice to Obama this year.
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# Sounds like the plot of
Deus-Ex.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Those agencies do not exist--they are fabrications of the NRA.
As for Obama--I'll just be happy if he doesn't rob me blind in taxes, but I have no hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# This is exactly what he wants you to think.
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# Also I've just realised
Why does he need to know about landing? He's sitting at the back, he's the navigator.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# The pilot got shot by a flying kangaroo
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# The fucker!
What happened to Iceman? I though he said he'd be the wingman, the flat topped cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# The Iceman was injured by Val Kilmer. He then went into hiding in Iceland
So did I. What a bastard!
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# picky picky picky :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# The pilot is too busy taking pictures of him,
someone has to do the job.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# THat's great
except the navigator doesn't have the controls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# That's right
Both of them are gay and they want to share their photos on Facebook
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# But it's good to know that the tax payers money was well used on decorative helmets.
EDIT: Right. Back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
Our bureaucrats within the Defence Ministry know how to spend our money wisely. I'm sure they'll have a float for this year's Mardi Gras
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# That's a completely different decorative helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 6:14, archived)