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[challenge entry] Ready lads... CHARGE!

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Segways of doom!!!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Moving slightly faster than walking pace!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Oh noes!
Jog taliban! Jog!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You're bending it.....
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Bending it?
How so?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Family guy quote, never mind.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ah gotcha - Lois and segways and all that
Christ I'm a bit slow
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# There we are :-)
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Quick, Scooby!
Run down this scrolling scenery!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Yays
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *rolls eyes in exasperation*
if only humans were equipped with a much better way to move ... I'm going to start drinking early today I think, rum anyone?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Christ, no.
Coffee please.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# but how will being more awake dull my senses
and numb the pain?

also *indecent amounts of hugs and kisses* hello
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I prefer plants for that sort of thing.
Wotcher *big hug* aren't chavs

a) bell ends
c) interbreeding between the lower IQs to a worrying degree
d) bell ends?


www.anorak.co.uk/politicians/199565.html
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I might need another bottle of rum
... which is made of sugar (or rice or sweetcorn probably now) which is a type of plant.

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ah, well, in that case
I'd get a major hangover, then. I had a tot of rum a few days ago, but that was because I was really ill and I had it in some honey and lemon.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hangovers are the pits like
which is why drinking in moderation is a good idea... I get toaker's lung if I smoke too much though and my blood feels all dirty and useless... so everything in moderation, including moderation, is a good idea.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# What a brilliant idea.
I'd love a babysham!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# this HAS to be the future of warfare!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# if it is
I'm joining the other side
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# do that, and you'll lose. A platoon of Sedgeways are UNBEATABLE
so long as they remain on an even surface
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# no no no no no no no
legs, legs are good for moving, even long distances, at speed. LEGS.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# The guys at the back are shooting the guys at the front
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# They're jealous of their faster segways.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Scrollly-tastic.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Why thank you
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)